Thanks guys. Stogieman, that is advice I'll take to heart. How'd I do it? I walked into the house, screamed "heads up!" and tossed the box over to her. Then I told her to look it over while I went up to the can and let me know what she thought afterwards. Classy, eh?
Seriously though, it wasn't anything special. She was a little irritated with me because I hadn't answered her phone calls earlier in the day (Fact was, I couldn't answer the phone because I was with the jeweler.) So I walk in the house and she's giving me the cold shoulder. After finding what was wrong, I dropped to a knee and told her this was why I didn't answer the phone. Took her back a few steps, it did!