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grateful1

grateful1

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Attn;sir,
I am Mr. David john of Abidjan (Cote d'Ivoire). I am hereby to pleased with you to
advice me on what I can open or invest in your country with the sum of Euros
10.220.542. EUROS, such as company or any good business you can think off. Also have
this in mind that you will be the director of the company or any business we will
open.

By the time you get back to me we shall talk more and know what we are to do.

I am looking forward to hear from you.

Yours

David john

edit - This is why we(CPr's) try to use grammar in the proper fashion!
 
That's a new twist. He seems to imply he's going to use his own money. Go ahead check it out. He's from the Ivory Coast, not Nigeria.

Doc.
 
I'll gladly pay to Tuesday for a hamburger today!

Your pal

J. Wellington Wimpy
 
Dear David John,

My name is Wilkey Wong, I'm very interested in your proposal!

I'd recommend you invest this money in topical ointments for my various conditions acquired throughout the ragin' 80's while sewing my wild oats..

Please forward these moneys to my account for prompt use, details as follows:

<insert whatever you want here>
 
Devil Doc said:
That's a new twist. He seems to imply he's going to use his own money. Go ahead check it out. He's from the Ivory Coast, not Nigeria.

Doc.
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I wouldn't risk anything with them. If you research cyber crimes you'll see that it occurs out of the Ivory Coast as well. Not to mention there is no real way of finding out where they really are from.
 
Napa_Smokes said:
Devil Doc said:
That's a new twist. He seems to imply he's going to use his own money. Go ahead check it out. He's from the Ivory Coast, not Nigeria.

Doc.
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I wouldn't risk anything with them. If you research cyber crimes you'll see that it occurs out of the Ivory Coast as well. Not to mention there is no real way of finding out where they really are from.
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That was Doc's sarcasm Napa. :laugh:
 
Well, if I were to use either of the sarcastic comments posted thus far I would be sure to use proper spelling and punctuation myself. :p



ps - it's sowing not sewing in this case, unless you're making a quilt!
 
Napa_Smokes said:
Devil Doc said:
That's a new twist. He seems to imply he's going to use his own money. Go ahead check it out. He's from the Ivory Coast, not Nigeria.

Doc.
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I wouldn't risk anything with them. If you research cyber crimes you'll see that it occurs out of the Ivory Coast as well. Not to mention there is no real way of finding out where they really are from.
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You don't know me very well, do you?

Doc.
 
Napa_Smokes said:
Devil Doc said:
That's a new twist. He seems to imply he's going to use his own money. Go ahead check it out. He's from the Ivory Coast, not Nigeria.

Doc.
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I wouldn't risk anything with them. If you research cyber crimes you'll see that it occurs out of the Ivory Coast as well. Not to mention there is no real way of finding out where they really are from.
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Doc's made several fortunes off these guys, he's quite tricky.
 
Gonz said:
Well, if I were to use either of the sarcastic comments posted thus far I would be sure to use proper spelling and punctuation myself. :p



ps - it's sowing not sewing in this case, unless you're making a quilt!
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He's talking about Wilkey, you never know if he was into sewing back then instead of farming :laugh:
 
What a coincedence, I too have the exact same amount of money as you that I am wishing to invest in the Ivory Coast! Quite funny that we randomly found each other so easily! Well since it's the same amount, how about you invest your's there, I'll invest mine here, and they'll cancel out and we'll call it a day?
Toodles,
Gary
 
Eraday Aviday Onjay:

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Anksthay
Airygay
 
My Freind,

So good to hear the news! Blessed be to God. I am very good to be working with you. I have many monies to. So with our monies we can have the goat. Yes. Fat in the stomach. Yes. Please I want to visit your country and be with my brother. It is a long journey. Yes. First I will be wanting a long good job of hand from your sister. Yes. Let us then eat the goat. Yes. We barbicue the beast and then we lay down with your sister. Yes. Ok. It is good to know you brother. With our monies and big Hollywood investiment we will be fat in the stomach. Yes. Blessed is our God.

Your freind
sincerely,

tak care

Gary


N.B. I bring a nice new dress for your sister OK.
 
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