I'm lost!!!
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So I was on the community transit bus watching this woman breast feed her baby when this old woman starts shouting "Hey! You can't do that here! It's a public place!"...... In hindsight, it was neither the time nor place for a wank.
If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough!
I was working as a lifeguard this summer until some blue kid got me fired today.
Dear recently graduated college students, Have fun moving back in with your parents! Sincerely, The Economy
Dear Haiti, Is it still too soon to ask What's shakin? Signed, Seriously going to Hell
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Go Redskins! ...... Oh, Wait a minute!
If a fly didn't have wings would you call it a walk?
Dear Scissors, I feel your pain! Nobody wants to run with me either...... Sincerely, Sarah Palin
Dear Girls Who Have Been Dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea....Just kidding! They're all dead! .... Sincerely, BP
Dear White People, Dont' you just hate immigrants? ..... Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear J.K. Rowling, Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a red-headed kid with two friends? ..... Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear, America, You Produced Miley Cyrus....Justin Bieber is your punishment....Sincerely, Canada
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off There's another on my brother, whack it off There's a dozen on my cousin's I can hear the bastards buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
Cool Charlie! Hopefully, the wife will let me hump her.
Where's my foil hat?
Damn Brent! You're like a post Bukake Whore!
I thought I was on Gartrader for a split second.
Work out done, Minestrone Soup is done! Time to relax, drink, smoke, and enjoy the day.
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