So I was on the community transit bus watching this woman breast feed her baby when this old woman starts shouting "Hey! You can't do that here! It's a public place!"...... In hindsight, it was neither the time nor place for a wank.
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off There's another on my brother, whack it off There's a dozen on my cousin's I can hear the bastards buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off