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Who steals cigars?!

verhoevc

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Ok, so I'm in college and have a random roommate that was assigned to me. His father comes to visit one day and I hear he smokes so I offer him a favorite of mine to try, he thanks me, and that was that. Two months go by and he's come round several times (mostly while I'm off having fun) since he lives close. Either way, I ask my roommate "Did you ever hear from your dad about whether he liked that cigar?" His response, "Oh, you have no idea, he's enjoyed a couple." So I'm like "huh?" He goes on to tell me about how whenever his dad's here he pretty much helps himself to my humidor!? What the heck is a 50-something year old dude doing stealing sticks from a college kid!? Or stealing sticks in general!? Especially from someone whom his son should have known all he would have to do was ask and I would have said "sure." But no, I hear about this much later without ever being asked and now I have NO idea what's missing...
Some people... I just don't get 'um...
Chris
 
Yeah, that's why I have one with a simple lock on it... to keep others out unless I let them in.

Btw, do you happen to go to Georgetown? Or another DC school?
 
Hide the good stuff, and re-band a bunch of Philly blunts with Fuente bands :)
 
Yeah, that's why I have one with a simple lock on it... to keep others out unless I let them in.

Btw, do you happen to go to Georgetown? Or another DC school?

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If you don't have one you might want to think about investing in one. Then what you do is get yourself a few dog rockets, put'em in a plastic baggie with a wet paper towel next to the radiator for a weeks. When you leave, hide the good humi and leave the baggie of "overhumidified dogrockets" in plain view. That'll learn his ass! :laugh:
 
Beats waht happend to me...

My roommate puked all over one of my old desktops LOL!

Stupid 50 year old though, that's absolutely ridiculous..hide the humidor so he cannot find it. Also tell your roommate that you don't steal from him, and you are going to hold him accountable for his father's actions...the kid should NOT allow his father to go through your stuff, just as say your GF or another buddy wouldn't go through his.
 
Mine has a lock too... I just never figured I'd have to use it!? That and the drawer doesn't lock either.
And yes, Georgetown, why? Gunna make fun of our NCAA run this year? lol
Chris
 
W T F

Time to put one of those bigass spring powered rat traps in your humi. :angry:

That's just trashy behavior. Trashy. Makes me pissed just thinking about this asswad.

Wilkey
 
No, actually. Might be a testament to how young I am, but I'm dropping by DC Thursday through Saturday for Georgetown's open house. Deciding which place to actually go.
 
Pretty sad to see a fellow smoker do such a thing. (a fog should know better) ;) If you can't get a humi with a lock on it just hide the good stuff and go to lowes and pick up a lock and hasp.
 
Sounds like a roommate issue as he allowed his Pops to dip into the stash..........I would be pissed but more so at the roomie. Wonder what else he has let "others" sample?
 
Being old does'nt make someone a fog, he's just an old jerk. The guy should have learned to respect somebody else's property by now. :angry:
 
The world is filled with scum bags.

Id just make sure you keep it locked from now on, or keep an inventory of your sticks. Next time you see him, call him out on it and make it known that you know about it, so he isn't "tempted" to help himself anymore.
 
See, that's what I thought too. Someone his age should know better than that... and I'm surprised his son told me about it too?! Either way, doesn't matter, I'm graduating in May, so no need to worry about "next semester's roommate."
I think what bugs me most is I now have NO idea what's missing... and unless it's something I had one of, or something really rare, I'm sure I won't ever notice, or notice for a LONG time.
Also, I don't know when I'll next see him... I guess when he comes to pick up his kid in a month after school's over? Regardless, as D-bagish what he did was, I still think I'd have a hard time bitching this guy's Dad out. But then again, who knows, maybe it'll steam up when I see him hahahaha.
Chris
 
Chris,

This calls for swift action, You need to find a POS humidor to put out in place of your good one (which you need to hide from vermin) reband some dog rockets with his band of choice and complete the set up with about three cigarette loads. :angry:

There is nothing worse than a thief, I'd teach that prick a lesson. I am not aware of a smokable laxative so that would have to do.

That is low.
 
Chris,

This calls for swift action, You need to find a POS humidor to put out in place of your good one (which you need to hide from vermin) reband some dog rockets with his band of choice and complete the set up with about three cigarette loads. :angry:

There is nothing worse than a thief, I'd teach that prick a lesson. I am not aware of a smokable laxative so that would have to do.

That is low.

I agree, you should even lace the cigars with something extra special to teach him a lesson.

:sign:
 
Yeah, that's super fucking shitty that a grown man, who obviously has enough money to put a kid through college, has to swipe stogies from a (I'm guessing) not-too-rich university student! :angry: If he likes cigars, maybe he likes scotch too...next time he comes over, offer him a hearty glass of the Macallan 12-Year-Old Ex-Lax Bottle Finish :laugh:
 
Chris,

This calls for swift action, You need to find a POS humidor to put out in place of your good one (which you need to hide from vermin) reband some dog rockets with his band of choice and complete the set up with about three cigarette loads. :angry:

There is nothing worse than a thief, I'd teach that prick a lesson. I am not aware of a smokable laxative so that would have to do.

That is low.
I'd fill it with Grape and Peach Owls, and a few Acids for variety.

What an asshole.....B.B.S.
 
Chris,

I feel you man. I just converted a refrigerator into a humi and it lives in a previously unused closet in the hall. I also store my better bottles of wine and booze in there. Recently we had a party and i came home to discover my roommate showing a few of his friends my new humidor and they were all pawing my sticks!!! I kicked them out, installed a deadbolt the next day and just to make sure my roommate didn't think about trying to get in again, I stashed his computer at a friends house for a week!!!

That showed him.

Either way, rotten luck. I'd ask his dad politely what sticks he'd enjoyed in his past few trips up there acting as if he had your permission the whole time. Then once you have a general idea of what he took, either ask him when he plans on replacing them, or hand him a bill!!!
 
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