Investment Advice

[Cparker]

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Wachovia stock one year ago you would have $35 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have had $23 left of the original $1,000.00.

With AIG, you would have $26 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.


Cparker

 

[LockOut]

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Wachovia stock one year ago you would have $35 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have had $23 left of the original $1,000.00.

With AIG, you would have $26 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.


Cparker

214 dollars at 5 cents a can (NYS deposit) is 4280 cans. What kind of beer are you drinking that your can buy 4280 cans of beer for $786 dollars (1000-214 deposit)