Really Stupid Old Man Vies for Darwin Award

She said: "The next thing John's bedroom door was open and he was covered in flames. "He said: "Jo, can you help me put this out?".

This is either utter BS or this is the calmest person ever. If I were a ball of flames, I would show a little more urgency in my requests, I think.
 
MoeCizlak said:
She said: "The next thing John's bedroom door was open and he was covered in flames. "He said: "Jo, can you help me put this out?".

This is either utter BS or this is the calmest person ever. If I were a ball of flames, I would show a little more urgency in my requests, I think.
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They are English, prim and proper, my old man!
 
LOL Anthony. I guess I'll practice my "On Fire/Wife Help Me" speech now.

"I say dear, I seem to have run into a bit of a sticky wicket. It seems I've gone and caught fire, what, what. Be a love and douse me straight away, there's a good lass. Ah, thank you love, now how about a spot of tea?"
 
MoeCizlak said:
She said: "The next thing John's bedroom door was open and he was covered in flames. "He said: "Jo, can you help me put this out?".

This is either utter BS or this is the calmest person ever. If I were a ball of flames, I would show a little more urgency in my requests, I think.
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But then again, just how Happily Married was he? :laugh:
 
What is something that you could easily find in your house that would help put out flames? Hmmmm.....?
Yeah, I can't think of anything that you sit and or stand and are covered with water the entire time, nothing that is used to clean yourself.

Edit to add: It just shows you how good cigars really are . . . :D
 
MoeCizlak said:
"I say dear, I seem to have run into a bit of a sticky wicket. It seems I've gone and caught fire, what, what. Be a love and douse me straight away, there's a good lass. Ah, thank you love, now how about a spot of tea?"
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:laugh: lol... that's fk'n hilarious! I watch these weird shows on BBC and I can so see someone saying that! :laugh:
 
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