Happy Birthday to Me, and to You!

[souldog]

I broke the birthday rules and celebrated early by buying myself a present, and I love it. I got to thinking, and realized that I was too busy to do a contest for my anniversary here, so I figured I might as well hold something to celebrate my birthday on March 4th. I tried to come up with some non-Googlefu questions, because the same shiesters always end up winning the contests due to their searching skills. Hopefully that won't happen this time! :laugh:

There will be 3 prize packages:

• The Highest Score
• The Newer CPer with The Highest Score
• The Funniest Answers

"The Highest Score" prize will be a package of smokes, and will include the premium cigar I plan to smoke on my birthday so the winner and I can light up together on the 4th! :thumbs: The other two prize packages will also be decent smokes, but I only have a couple of my "birthday smokes," so stop complaining!

Rules:
1.) One guess per person, and no edits! :angry:

2.) Must have joined before 12/04/2008 to qualify to enter.

3.) If you are Elittle, you may guess twice.

4.) If you are BSneed51*, you may not enter!! @#$%er!!!! :laugh:

5.) If you are Jlada*, then you definitely may not even look at this post. In fact, you should be spooning your eyes out now for your recalcitrant actions!!!

6.) "Newer CPer" is defined as an entrant who joined after 02/06/2008.

7.) All answers must be submitted by 03/02/2009 @ 2359 hours.


Questions:
1.) What is my favorite track from the new U2 album, and what is the first track I learned to play from said album? (2 PTS)

2.) What did I buy myself for my birthday? (1 PT)

3.) How many watts did the first amplifier I purchase have, and what was the brand name? (2 PTS)

4.) Who played at the first concert I went to? (1 PT)

5.) What is the vitola of the first Opus I smoked, and what was my reaction? (2 PTS)

6.) What is the first guitar I bought? (1 PT)

7.) Before playing rock music, what music style was I trained in at a young age? (1 PTS)

BONUS: What is my wife's favorite wine? (3 PTS)


Thank you, and good luck! :thumbs:



* I was just kidding girls... Sheesh!

 

[beyond the band]

Well since we had that great car ride herf haircut isom aquirement day two days ago, some of those questions you let the answers fly unknowingly.

I must withdraw myself From this contest.

Besides I'm still reeling from that "package" you left us the other day fugger!

Good luck fellas. Hint.... Birthday smoke will be a culibra white owl. Peach grape and strawberry :sign:

 

[northernmoris]

BONUS: What is my wife's favorite wine? (3 PTS)

You don't take your shoes off when you walk in the house? Did I win?

 

[NASTY]

BONUS: What is my wife's favorite wine? (3 PTS)

You don't take your shoes off when you walk in the house? Did I win?

Toilet seat up? :sign:

 

[Bsneed51]

4.) If you are BSneed51*, you may not enter!! @#$%er!!!! :laugh:

:angry:

I don't want your damn prize pack of yardgars anyway.

 

[NASTY]

1. Moment of Surrender & Get on Your Boots

2.

3. 50 Watts & Marshall

4. This guy

5. xXx, you threw up

6. Some old Yamaha

7. I don't know what to call this style.....

Bonus

White Zinfandel

 

[stlboarder]

1.) Track number 2 you didn't learn any track? (2 PTS)

2.) Cigars (1 PT)

3.) Fender 90watt (2 PTS)

4.) U2 (1 PT)

5.) Power Ranger

6.) Acoustic (1 PT)

7.) Classical Spanish Flamenco music

BONUS: Don't wives like to wine about anything?!

 

[Anthem]

:sign: Los that was so damn funny :sign:

edit to add: Happy Birthday Sir.

Also: :sign:

 

[MaxNoodle]

Hey Jon - Happy early B-Day! BTW - I'm bustin my 1000th post cherry on this one!

Thanks for the contest - my guesses are completely random.

"The Highest

Questions:
1.) What is my favorite track from the new U2 album, (2 PTS)
MOMENT OF SURRENDER
and what is the first track I learned to play from said album?
NO LINE ON THE HORIZON

2.) What did I buy myself for my birthday? (1 PT)
A NEW AMPLIFIER

3.) How many watts did the first amplifier I purchase have, and what was the brand name? (2 PTS)
FENDER - 100 WATTS

4.) Who played at the first concert I went to? (1 PT)
THE WHO

5.) What is the vitola of the first Opus I smoked, and what was my reaction? (2 PTS)
CHURCHILL

6.) What is the first guitar I bought? (1 PT)
GIBSON

7.) Before playing rock music, what music style was I trained in at a young age? (1 PTS)
COUNTRY

BONUS: What is my wife's favorite wine? (3 PTS)
PINOT

Thank you, and good luck! :thumbs:



* I was just kidding girls... Sheesh!

 

[MaxNoodle]

BTW - if you're sharing the winning stick with the 1st place winner on March 4th - when does this contest end? or are you overnighting that stick??

 

[Peeejster]

Random guesses but I'm hoping for the Newbie award...

1. Magnificent and Magnificent

2. Cigars - Opus possibly?

3. Fender 15w

4. The Police

5. Power ranger - "holy shit"

6. Fender

7. Folk

Bonus Pinot Grigio

Thanks for the contest!!! I think I might do the same thing for my bday in a few weeks.

 

[souldog]

4.) If you are BSneed51*, you may not enter!! @#$%er!!!! :laugh:

:angry:

I don't want your damn prize pack of yardgars anyway.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Read the fine print ya toolbag!!


So far, Peeejster has 6 questions right!! Nice job!! stlboarder has 3 right, and NASTY...you're crackin' me up! :laugh:

 

[KusoJijii]

4.) If you are BSneed51*, you may not enter!! @#$%er!!!! :laugh:

:angry:

I don't want your damn prize pack of yardgars anyway.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Read the fine print ya toolbag!!


So far, Peeejster has 6 questions right!! Nice job!! stlboarder has 3 right, and NASTY...you're crackin' me up! :laugh:

LMAO!! I was wondering what the asterisk was for.

 

[stlboarder]

I think you should just end the contest now. I mean we already have 3 contestants.

 

[Smokin'Sims]

Happy Birthday Jon. I had fun answering the questions. :sign:

Questions:
1.) What is my favorite track from the new U2 album, and what is the first track I learned to play from said album? (2 PTS)

I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight

2.) What did I buy myself for my birthday? (1 PT)

A new "uniform" for your "patrols"

3.) How many watts did the first amplifier I purchase have, and what was the brand name? (2 PTS)

12W Fisher Price

4.) Who played at the first concert I went to? (1 PT)

New Kids on the Block

5.) What is the vitola of the first Opus I smoked, and what was my reaction? (2 PTS)

xXx was the Vitola and your reaction:

6.) What is the first guitar I bought? (1 PT)

An acoustic bass as big as your body

7.) Before playing rock music, what music style was I trained in at a young age? (1 PTS)

Mariachi, hence the big bass. See Jon in the back row.

BONUS: What is my wife's favorite wine? (3 PTS)

Isn't it your "Big Pecker"?

 

[Bsneed51]

Questions:
1.) What is my favorite track from the new U2 album, and what is the first track I learned to play from said album? (2 PTS)
Favorite - Unknown Caller (at least that would explain why you never anwer your f'ing phone)
First to play-Bono's 10 Couric push (if you don't know, google it)
2.) What did I buy myself for my birthday? (1 PT)
A wheel chair for your gimped up leg.
3.) How many watts did the first amplifier I purchase have, and what was the brand name? (2 PTS)
24 oz Mt Dew Amp Big Rig in the Traction flavor, and a 10 watt light bulb so you wouldn't be the dimmest thing in the room.
4.) Who played at the first concert I went to? (1 PT)
Menudo
5.) What is the vitola of the first Opus I smoked, and what was my reaction? (2 PTS)
xXx - "I like those acids in my first humidor better"
6.) What is the first guitar I bought? (1 PT)
Vihuela
7.) Before playing rock music, what music style was I trained in at a young age? (1 PTS)
Mariachi
BONUS: What is my wife's favorite wine? (3 PTS)
Zima - stolen from your personal collection

Happy birthday bro, looks like I might have just enough time to get you a present. :whistling:

 

[souldog]

Good lord, James and Brent, you guys are cracking me up! Nice entries!! I might be choosing more than 3 winners at this point!! :laugh:

 

[DesertRat]

[1.) What is my favorite track from the new U2 album, and what is the first track I learned to play from said album? Moment of Surrender Moment of Surrender


2.) What did I buy myself for my birthday? A cigar

3.) How many watts did the first amplifier I purchase have, and what was the brand name? 100 Marshall
4.) Who played at the first concert I went to? two guitarists a bass player and drummer
5.) What is the vitola of the first Opus I smoked, and what was my reaction? Opus X shark, you threw up
6.) What is the first guitar I bought?

7.) Before playing rock music, what music style was I trained in at a young age? Nursery Ryhmes
BONUS: What is my wife's favorite wine? "Honey, Pleeeeeze!!!" oh you said wine, not whine :blush:

 

[verhoevc]

Well if he's doing so well... I might as well piggy back and change the one I'm guessing he got wrong...
1. Magnificent and Magnificent
2. Cigars - Opus possibly?
3. Fender 15w
4. The Police
5. Power ranger - "holy shit"
6. Fender
7. Classical guitar (that's how I started)
Bonus Pinot Grigio

 

[souldog]

Well if he's doing so well... I might as well piggy back and change the one I'm guessing he got wrong...
1. Magnificent and Magnificent
2. Cigars - Opus possibly?
3. Fender 15w
4. The Police
5. Power ranger - "holy shit"
6. Fender
7. Classical guitar (that's how I started)
Bonus Pinot Grigio

My bad. I meant to say Peejster has 6 POINTS so far, not 6 questions right... If you want, you can try again...