• Hi Guest - Come check out all of the new CP Merch Shop! Now you can support CigarPass buy purchasing hats, apparel, and more...
    Click here to visit! here...

Ran over the neighbor's cock tonight

LilBastage

LilBastage

Meat is murder! Tasty, tasty murder.
Joined
Oct 25, 2005
Messages
5,461
Reaction score
1
Location
Somewhere, out there.
Somehow TheNeighbor(c) let his rooster out of their yard tonight. It was actually crossing the road when we were coming home from the hockey game. It's pretty dark on our road and I didn't see him until it was too late. I don't know what the hell it was doing out as it's pretty cold and he's been in his little hut most of the last few days.

His kids are going to hate me...
 
Well Alan, the title definitely catches your attention, but I'm sure that's the effect you had in mind. :laugh:

On a serious side...........At least you're the type of person to go knock on the door and tell the neighbor what happened. Most would just play dumb, or keep going.
 
The image that popped into my head after reading the title made me squint...OUCH! Sorry to hear that happened Alan, was it a big gamecock rooster?

I had a pet chicken when I was a little kid (albino hen). She was gentle and kind, would let me carry her around the yard. Course, my Grandma rung her neck and I had to watch while she flopped around all over the place, then off came her head. She did let me pluck her feathers after she sat in a bucket of boiling water for a few seconds. I really can't remember if I partook of Suncay dinner the next day, but I'm sure I did.
 
Well Alan, there's nothin' I can really say about you running over your neighbor's cock. Did you at least scrape it up and offer up some road kill stew or a gumbo maybe........ :D :sign: :p
 
Alan, did you ring their doorbell carrying a KFC bucket and say in a sheepish tone, "Guess what happened?"
 
We didn't ask Alan, and you shouldn't have told. ;)
 
Alan! I am sorry to hear that...although kind of funny. Is your car ok? :laugh: But really, what did the neighbors say?

Kingantz said:
The image that popped into my head after reading the title made me squint...OUCH! Sorry to hear that happened Alan, was it a big gamecock rooster?

I had a pet chicken when I was a little kid (albino hen). She was gentle and kind, would let me carry her around the yard. Course, my Grandma rung her neck and I had to watch while she flopped around all over the place, then off came her head. She did let me pluck her feathers after she sat in a bucket of boiling water for a few seconds. I really can't remember if I partook of Suncay dinner the next day, but I'm sure I did.
Click to expand...

Greg,

That is a horrible story! That made me cringe. I had a pet rabbit as a kid (parents actually raised rabbits and several kinds of game fowl) But his one rabbit that i deemed mine got butchered one day right in front of me....thwap right on the head and the blood coming out of the eyes....I was used to seeing the fowl get butchered, but my cute little bunny!!! great thing to see as a kid!
 
Did the chicken leave a note behind? Maybe he was got tired of living in an unheated coop and you just happened to be part of his master plan. I guess the only fair thing would be to offer yours to the family to play with until they get another one.
blush.gif
 
AVB said:
We didn't ask Alan, and you shouldn't have told. ;)
Click to expand...
Ray, you're too funny! Alan, stop playing with your neighbor's cock, it's unbecoming of your beard. Norris, The Father Of All Beards, would be sorely disappointed. :(





Seriously though, you should have showed up with a bucket of chicken, that would have been hilarious.
 
Alan - Did you try mouth to mouth? I don't know if your neighbor would like the idea of you putting your mouth on his cock, or blowing it, but a little effort on your part might have given this story a happy ending.
 
I thought that would get some attention. :laugh:

There was no saving that bird and the van is fine. I did almost go into the snowbank, but we managed to avoid that. I'm not sure the bucket idea would have gone over well as this wasn't an eating bird or anything. It was more like one of their pets.

It was a good sized rooster. I have no idea what kind or anything. The only chickens I've spent any time around are either fried, grilled, or baked.

I offered this AM to help out with a new one, but he declined. Said it was a good lesson for his kids to learn. They've been wanting a duck, I guess, so this will be an opportunity for them.
 
LilBastage said:
They've been wanting a duck, I guess, so this will be an opportunity for them.
Click to expand...

I've been wanting to trade out my dog for a new one too. Hmmm, are your services available for a small "consultation" fee? I'd like to get a new dog by February... And while you are at it, how do you feel about homo sapiens? Been thinking I'd like a change in scenery in the wife department as well...wait what am I saying?!?!?
 
souldog said:
LilBastage said:
They've been wanting a duck, I guess, so this will be an opportunity for them.
Click to expand...

I've been wanting to trade out my dog for a new one too. Hmmm, are your services available for a small "consultation" fee? I'd like to get a new dog by February... And while you are at it, how do you feel about homo sapiens? Been thinking I'd like a change in scenery in the wife department as well...wait what am I saying?!?!?
Click to expand...

I draw the line at feathers. :p Besides, I'm not sure Sneeds is ready for a move to Cali to be the replacement...
 
LilBastage said:
I thought that would get some attention. :laugh:

There was no saving that bird and the van is fine. I did almost go into the snowbank, but we managed to avoid that. I'm not sure the bucket idea would have gone over well as this wasn't an eating bird or anything. It was more like one of their pets.

It was a good sized rooster. I have no idea what kind or anything. The only chickens I've spent any time around are either fried, grilled, or baked.

I offered this AM to help out with a new one, but he declined. Said it was a good lesson for his kids to learn. They've been wanting a duck, I guess, so this will be an opportunity for them.
Click to expand...

And for you too, Alan. Ducks are much quicker than chickens and will provide a more challenging target for you. With a little practice, you can work your way up to dogs, goats and then deer. When you get to the Pet Moose level, please call me. I want to see that battle. :thumbs:
 
Alan,

Best thread of the year so far. I must say I have not run over a cock before. :)

Best,

Joe
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top