Does a Jack Off jerk off?

"I'll probably have chips for dinner and a wank before bed."

Have to love the anti smoking Nazi's in Switzerland (Along wherever they are). 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

"You know what you did!" 😂

I have an acquaintance in Canada that was selling a full box and a partial box (18) of Juan Lopez Seleccion No.1's. The irony of that is that I just pulled the trigger on a box from an online vendor literally like two days before he reached out to me. I know everyone seems to love the No.2, but...

Thanks everyone! Spent a really nice weekend with my kids spoiling me in Richmond Virginia.

Our Duck is Dead... A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Fluffy, has passed away."...

Every country's economy is cyclical. I'm curious to see what happens to the Cuban cigar market when the Chinese economy goes through a recession.

Great year and factory code! 😍

I love Peloton. The messages from the instructors are what I really love about it. Sometimes you just need to hear that message..... That you're not the only one on this earth that's struggling with life, that you can't let others get inside your head, etc. I want to do the kettle bells, because...

Haven't smoked one, but they look and smell like they have been well cared for over the years.

Thanks for the assist Michael @cohibasurfer. 😉

Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

I've never cared for the gym. Going in the morning before work and having a shower/change there just isn't appealing to me. Then going at night at the end of a long days work, also is not appealing to me. I ride my peloton every day first thing in the morning. Then I use my bow flex every other...

Weirdest and most bizarre self implosion I've ever witnessed here. At least the whole AI thing adds a little context.