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Mark Twain

From Barry Hannah's Airships. <br />
<br />
My Beloved Daughter,<br />
<br />
Thanks to you for being one of the few who never blamed me for your petty, cheerless and malign personality. But perhaps you were too busy being awful to ever think of the cause. I hear you take self-defense classes now. Don’t you understand nobody could take anything from you without leaving you richer? If I thought rape would change you, I’d hire a randy cad myself. I leave a few dollars to your husband. Bother him about them and suffer the curse of this old pair of eyes spying blind at the minnows in the Hudson.<br />
<br />
Your Dad,<br />
<br />
Crabfood
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