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    How has COVID-19 impacted you?

    Thanks Breedy. Stay safe. At least you don't have to worry so much about the 2am ammeture drivers competition. 🤞
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    How has COVID-19 impacted you?

    I fear Ms. Cizlak has nothing to worry about. I mean her being a firm proponent of spousal distancing.
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    How has COVID-19 impacted you?

    Shit! You picked a bad week to start licking doorknobs.
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    How has COVID-19 impacted you?

    I run a coffee shop. I've had a few preppers loading up on beans, but mostly just dwindling numbers My kids schools are closed for the next three weeks. They are old enough to stay home, but a lot of families are going to use all of their PTO because their's can't. My wife works for the...
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    Merry Christmas

    Right back at you John. A merry Christmas to all.
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    Chemiste

    Good, now you can reopen the meth lab
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    Happy birthday Devil Doc

    Is it really your birthday or are you trying to hone in on @jfields ? Happy birthday corpsman
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    Happy bday jfields

    You should consider changing it. Just to be polite.
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    Secret Santa 2019 - Who can help?

    I nominate Jonesy . As a cowboys fan he has the patience of Job.
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    Freebern

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    Any graphics artists here?

    I occasionally rearrange the bodies to make the content more graphic. There's some artistry in that.
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    It pays the bills..

    I thought you were a makeup and skin care model, or is that just foreplay? Don't hate me BF
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    It pays the bills..

    That's how I got your latte so foamy.
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    It pays the bills..

    Got fired by my wife after 13 years as a stay at home dad. I was able to take ten years of home roasting and parlay it into a micro-roastery coffee shop, where I serve as head roaster, lead barista, janitor and still don't get paid. It's tough being arm candy, but somebody has to do it.
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