Alright Benihana, time to talk

[Secret Santa]

@modo22 Well here’s comes the same s$#!, different year, Babenski. You water boarded the elf on the shelf I sent, domesticated Rudolph so you could use his nose to light up your red room, and still managed to pay off the elves to put you, Bennifer, on the ‘good’ list…

Just tell me what you want, Ben-Tin-Tin. I’m tired of this back and forth. Give me some explosive ideas and maybe I can make this year memorable and get you off my back for the next.

This includes the little ones and the miss, Benzino. I don’t want them on team ‘anti-santy’ anytime soon. I got some of these elves making hella knock off legos. They won’t stack, but making a killing off these Wish orders (most kids don’t specify the brand ‘LEGO,’ they just have it on their “Wish List.” Na-mean big dog? Hahaha).

Anywho, what doth thou desire, Benadryl. Let thy thoughts manifest!

 

[CBoukal]

Meow? Santa this guy gets pussy just given to him

 

[PaulTra]

No Ben-Gay references? Shame on you Santa

 

[Pugman1943]

We have found so,e interesting new ways to find the use of the word Ben.... I am at a loss right now but got my chuckle at Ben-Gay.

 

[modo22]

Hey Santa,
sorry I am just seeing this, it got lost in all the other Hibachi emails and posts I read. Anywho, I not sure I am on the good list, but I guess yours has not been updated yet. I don't have anything specific to really ask for this year, I have been humbled so much by this place, its hard to make an actual request....I will be happy with anything you send and my family loves all the gifts from fellow CP brothers. The wife loves to cook and the teenage girls like tennis and music. But for my likes, I am just getting into this brand called Tatuaje, but I have so many I really just want to try new things or maybe something you enjoy! I enjoy CCs, but don't expect to many of those with the prices the way they are.... I like beer, but lean more towards bourbon or scotch mostly. I could use the elves at least once a week to help vacuum up the damn cat hair, but if you can't spare one, I understand.

HOOOpe this helps! I know whatever you send will be awesome and put a smile on my face (insert joke here Paul)

 

[Secret Santa]

Hey Santa,
sorry I am just seeing this, it got lost in all the other Hibachi emails and posts I read. Anywho, I not sure I am on the good list, but I guess yours has not been updated yet. I don't have anything specific to really ask for this year, I have been humbled so much by this place, its hard to make an actual request....I will be happy with anything you send and my family loves all the gifts from fellow CP brothers. The wife loves to cook and the teenage girls like tennis and music. But for my likes, I am just getting into this brand called Tatuaje, but I have so many I really just want to try new things or maybe something you enjoy! I enjoy CCs, but don't expect to many of those with the prices the way they are.... I like beer, but lean more towards bourbon or scotch mostly. I could use the elves at least once a week to help vacuum up the damn cat hair, but if you can't spare one, I understand.

HOOOpe this helps! I know whatever you send will be awesome and put a smile on my face (insert joke here Paul)

Well hot damn, there he is. Santa was wondering if his Santa-foo was effective in summoning you or if I blitzened over the keyboard too much and my message didn't go through (Ben knows what I mean). Glad to see you made it through the holidays! I will see if I can get a package together for the family, and i guess for you as well. Give me a week or two. I've got an extra elf preservatory they finished a while back in Louisiana. The elfs are a little slower, and its hard to understand them, and they are loud, but g$% d@#$ can they party. I'll get them working on a few things and when they get it to me, i'll send it on your way.