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" I Need A New Job, How Freakin Bored Can I Be..." I feel your pain, man! It pisses me off to do nothing at work when there is all kinds of stuff I can do at home. Well, I hate my job anyway, it isn't just about being bored, it's about being quietly demoted into some sort of runner/secretary...

Just another crack-ho in my book. Who gives a shit about this dumb bitch. I feel sorry for her baby, but that's about it.

Me likey :)

I've seen juries do some dumb things before, so MiamiCubano's advice is definitely good. Keep your cool. Hopefully your lawyer can get into her shit a little bit on her cross about being aggressive (and the whole loudness thing too). Whatever happens, we've got your back! (just not in the...

Where are the pics???

She was cute, but I have always had a thing for Drew Barrymore, so I'll take her.

"...and you were yelling "the CIA put a chip in my brain", I almost shit my pants." "ALMOST!!!" I've been there a few too many times to count, my friend. My favorite is after eating at one of Springfield's fine Chinese-flavored restaurants. Anyway, to make a long story short, I really had to...

Yeah, he would!

Happy B-day!!!

Here in Southwest MO (Springfield) we had a bad ice storm. My home and office have both been powerless since Friday. After I woke up to a 30 degree house, I packed up and headed to Kansas City, where the electrons are still flowing across the lines! I sure hope the pipes are ok when I get...

The Social Security office is a bastion of good times. I sure hope that I never have to go back there for anything! Don't let the man get ya down!

Try one out and see what a difference it will make. You'll never want to have drip coffee again. Just don't use nasty Folgers or Millstone in it!

Yeah, tell me about it. My house was burglarized the week before Christmas. Talk about putting you in the Christmas spirit! Well, I hope some tweaker out there enjoyed selling my .45 and computer stuff for meth money or gold-plated spinners for their hoopty! Anyway, sorry about the gars! I...

Just caught this on the satellite yesterday. I love this movie, particularly the Jack Nicholson/Tom Cruise exchanges in the courtroom! For awhile I wanted to join the Navy JAG corps because of this movie. However, that quickly faded as I moved on to the next career du jour!

Next time, try the .45 caliber salute! It is guaranteed to make people think twice about f-ing with you.

I've seen that before. The guy that owns Outlaw Cigar Co. had some Rocky Patel's laser engraved for his son's birth. Pretty neat!

Precisely what I am smoking right now for the New Year! It is certainly different than my usual ass-kicking strong fare, but good. The smoke reminds me of the Fourth of July a little bit :) It is a very herbal smoke in my opinion. Of course I'm one of those guys that doesn't really taste all...

They should have unloaded a few mags into him down in his spider hole rather than the show trial and his accompanying antics! Good riddance! I wish some special ops team would have capped his ass after the first gulf war and saved us a lot of misery! Of course that's just my opinion, I could...

#2 or #4 for me. #4 is what I'd like to come home to after a long day. Number two just looks like a lot of fun!

Happy Birthday!