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Ok Santa has had some setbacks, let's just say the USPS is definitely on the naughty list this year. Lol I have two things I hope you love getting delivered to me Thursday and Friday. So you package will be shipping a little late.

Im dying here!

Ho Ho Ho I will drop your gift off tomorrow afternoon. Merry Christmas 🎄

The Big Brown Truck seems to have arrived. If anyone is needing Mr. Thoughts for the next few hours, you'll need to either join in or leave him alone.

Hey, I didn't post that tracking info above! Who the hell is the imposter? There must be a few Santa's, stalking this thread. Anyway, I have a few other things heading your way as well Cody. Be prepared and ready, I'll follow up when I have some tracking info.

Santa was going to ask you what you want but i really don't give a shit.... HEADS UP BITCH! 9405503699300179080239 HOHOHO S.C.

Santa has had one to many IPAs trying to plan what to send you. I hope this box of shit is something you may like.... 9405503699300179080178 Cheers, Santa!

So, young fella, your package is on the way!! If it smells like a barnyard, well you know why 😂 Santa hopes you enjoy his package as much as Mrs Claus does hahahahohohoho! Oh, and this number might help: 9405503699300179078137

Pug, Keep a watch for my handy helpers USPS. Hope you fell well soon. 9405503699300179080277 HO HO HO Santa

Well, now I'm stuck at the fucking ER (everyone is fine, reindeer suicide attempt, it happens this time of year with all the stress). Still hopeful to get it out tomorrow, but wanted to give you a heads up.

Ho Ho Ho Oh no... well as expected USPS is running behind! No fault of theirs I assume, the whole world is flinging packages around right now like its Christmas or something.. Don't fret little sugar plum, they assure me you'll get what's coming to you, just later than expected.

Chester, I haven't forgotten about you. Waiting on one more thing I have to go pick up today, and then your package will fly tomorrow.

Steven, my lad! I've got your package in my han.... wait a minute... I mean... I've got a package all ready to go for you! Make sure your chimney is clear! Enjoy your holiday! Tracking Santy Claus

Ho ho ho...the elves tell me a package is on the way via my special helpers at fed ex! 781312125538

@Gonz sorry to inform you that a few of my reindeer have come down with Covid and had to be quarantined, which leaves me with little options on delivering your gifts. I could use the USPS but you may not get your gifts until 2021 at the rate they are going, so I decided to put them on a big...

Hohoho! I'm grateful something arrived before the mail system gets all clogged up! But remember, it is hockey season up here in the tundra. Hat tricks are bound to happen! Hohoho! Merry Christmas!

HO! HO! HO OOOOO!!!! I'm snowed in!! But thankfully for you I offered a USPS delivery person some fine cigars and bourbon. After getting his ass good and drunk he offered to take you package. Don't you worry your precious Gurkhas are safe! Now back to whipping elves and spanking Mrs Clause...

Smart ass, huh? Well I may have just lost the auction for your Ferrari SF1000. Bummer. Well the good news is that now you’re package is ready to ship. Just got to find a bigger box for the additional coal I’m sending now.

@kann your package is one component shy of being ready to ship. I am going to send it out on the 15th though because I am trying to time it on your return from wherever your going. I’m trying to take care of you but you gotta get all needy with your vacation schedule and all. Next year make my...

Ok, we're back in session! Xmas should hit you sometime the middle of next week.