Or Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Yeah, I won't be forwarding those to the grandkids. 😉

Glad it all turned out well...except for the cigar sabbatical. The Dad Jokes thread makes more sense now.

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian.

Sunday is a sad day... But the day before is a sadder day.

Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out Tide.

Yoda had a last name. It was Layheehoo.

Ba-dum-bum. Well played.

Courtesy of my grandson. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!

Thanks to all. I'm around most everyday. Read a lot and post little.

Who's Backslide? Is he even active anymore? Happy Birthday Jason.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they went forward they'd land in the boat.

70 year old cigar?! I'm happy when I can get 5 years and elated when I get 10 years. Trouble is I can never find the right occasion to smoke them. Great review. Although I must say I really wanted to see a salute to talcum powder.

Well color me stupid. It's Don Pedro cigars, not San Pedro. Still, nothing I could find on them other than a website under construction. I happened to smoke Viaje DE II, shortly after I smoked my 2nd Don Pedro and the flavor profile is very close, with the DP being a little stronger.

Thanks for taking a look.

As requested.

Spent some time in the Dominican Republic recently and stumbled across San Pedro cigars. I had the Maduro, and it was amazing. It hit my palette perfectly. They're a little pricey but damn good. Has anyone else had these? If so, what are your thoughts?

Carpet bomb.

Another great CC. Believe it or not, I've only smoked well aged SW...thanks to a Group buy with Jason and Gary.

Sooo... An iced tea and lemonade is called an Arnold Palmer. Is the coffee and lemonade called a Nancy Lopez? (Not hinting that it's a ladies drink - wink wink)