The chatty wife
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
"Now don't be silly...
Mine doesn't go for flowers or jewelry. The few times that I did get those things for her when we fere first dating, she about took my head off. She likes more "practical" things. She's frickin' Mahatma Gandhi when it comes to selflessness. She'd prefer something likea vaccuum cleaner or...
Glad to hear that we at least have a general idea as to where in the world it is. You guys are definitely right, it'll show today or tomorrow. It will be sent as soon as the fat-lug on his lunch break decides to stop using it as his seat. :p
The guy has to know it's a 5'er since it's under that category, but showing the box rather than a few cigars is a bit deceptive. I'm positive that they did that on purpose. Shame on CBid for doing that, but you can't protect the naive from themselves.
LOL-good one jingles!. It never ceases to amaze me how those who shouldn't breed, tend to have about a dozen kids, while the smart people have less than a litter. Just something I've noticed through work. :p
Oh goodie-goodie-goodie!, :D don't forget the tracking # there Monkey, can't wait to follow this baby the entire way through. Oh this is going to be fun!. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
Awesome post, thanks for sharing!. A lot of literary/artistic figures were really into cigars. Franz Liszt, William Makepeace Thackery, H.L. Mencken, and of course-Mark Twain.
Thackery wrote the following from his work "From Sketches and Travels in London"(1895.)
Wow Bill......could it be something about you?? :whistling: :whistling: Just teasin'-
I'm shipping you my two boys to keep you company. Delivery/confirmation will be posted soon. Get prepared to run all over the house and to pull your hair out. :p
Over 56,000 siggies so far. There is also a feature where you can send it to your friends/family if you so desire. The group thats sponsoring it sounds interesting, I especially like the "health fanatics" part. :thumbs:
I don't want to get too political and offend our fellow BOTL animal rights people, :p but I've found a resource that you anti-PETA people would love. You can "sign" a petition to have PETA's tax-exemption status revoked due to their sponsoring of group s that have undertaken illegal action in...
I had an amazing " no #hit" experience months ago when I read that flavoring cigars is a heck of a way to cover up foul-smelling and inferior tobacco. It allows a company to literally scrounge the bottom of the floor for cheap tobacco to use. I can't say that I've ever had a grape cigar, just...
Got the Savinellis SS today, nice cedar box with a sliding top. The smell is just wonderful, I couldn't get my nose out of it to save my life. You guys do your group buy yet?
See, you could've used that to your advantage. You could've explained that by smoking a cigar, you were attempting to transmit cancer to leftist professors, animal-rights college drop-outs, as well as anarchist/existential philosophy students. Then you could blow a smoke ring at her and tell...
My wife didn't mind that I got a tuppedor filled with cigars for christmas. She does shake her head whenever I have to mail a bomb, pass, or pay for extra things like delivery/confirmation, insurance, and next day air. I've become more knowledgeable about the various shipping companies as a...
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