@dawgie it appears you enjoy coal. Lucky for you I’ve got more coal than you can shake a stick at. I’m sure you’ve been nice here and there as it seems they keep you around here. what kind of bones is the dawg chewing on these days? Santa wants to know what’s on the delightful list for the...

Welcome back to the forum! I've checked out a few posts and have a few items lined up. @investandprosper, send Santa down the right snow coaster... anything special that won't cost Santa a reindeer??

@drunkfish3 Kris Kringle is searching for you. Jolly old Saint Nick wants to make you & your family’s every wish come true. I’ve spent weeks chasing you. While my powers are mighty, swimming thru the ducks, and following a drunk fish has tired me, Mrs. Claus, the elves, and the reindeer. They...

So @whopper , I know it's last minute and all. Santa has been preoccupied with getting my reindeer back in flying shape, and eating the Mrs. Clauses.....her cooking that is....Got to fatten back up for Christmas with the best dessert known to man :) So tell me.... What kind of cigars do you...

Oh Greg (@bluue13) have you been a good boy this year? I see your profile has some information regarding your likes. I assume you have kept this up to date? Your postings of cigars you have smoked are quite aged (the postings not the cigars).

To my Most Mysterious Recipient, I hope this letter finds you in good spirits and with a well-stocked humidor. As your Secret Santa, I’ve been tirelessly observing you from afar. My current intelligence suggests you either crave a rare Cuban cigar or a lifetime supply of matches. The data...

Oh ho ho ho!!! @CgarDan the legend himself! Come sit one Santa's lap and tell me what it is you'd like for Christmas. Let's keep it within reason. I can not promise you VIP access to a Skrillex concert, but I am sure we can work something out that will keep your goon squad from kneecapping me...

🎅📺🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SANTA IS ON THE RUN 🚨📺🎅 Every TV in the country suddenly switches to an Emergency Alert: BEEEEEEP. BEEEEEEP. "This is not a drill. Santa Claus has escaped containment." News anchors are sweating. Reporters are shouting over the sound of sleigh bells. A helicopter cam catches...

Chip (@Cparker), I've been running in circles getting the last honey-dos in for Mrs. Claus before she'd let me focus on Christmas and you're the first name that came up! Now, I must tell you that I don't know who all these other mystery "Santas" are on this thread but I can sure tell you that...

Ho ho ho @Smart Ash my boy! I received a multitude of emails, text messages, Instagram DMs, WhatsApp PMs, phone calls and even a few hand written letters (with terrible handwriting) about how good of a young man you’ve been this year! I was honestly flabbergasted…its been a long while since...

@Thoughts HOHOHO! Merry Christmas oh thoughtful one! Wow, it's already that time of year again, and Santa has been thinking about you a lot lately, have you been a good little boy? I've been watching you around the forum, and you seem like a good upstanding member! So young man, tell ol' Santa...

Merry Christmas, blah, blah, happy holidays, yadda, yadda, HO HO HO, drivel, Happy New Year, malarkey, wishing you glad tidings, hot air, Season's Greetings, gibberish, etc Let's just get down to business. What can I send you to make this holiday season memorable (nonsense). Some nice cigars...

Well, Mason, I have to admit when I saw your name on my list my first thought was something along the lines of My second thought was that you don't exist, and are just a way for Chad @CBoukal to get a double dose of gifts for himself. That being the case, I'm going to need you to post a photo...

Well well well, Bobby. @rbbrock I heard some unsettling things about you this year. Have you been a naughty boy? Your father sent me a letter, and I'm a bit concerned. Is this really what you want for Christmas? Wouldn't you rather receive some Corona Gorda sized cigars? Nothing bigger...

Dear Todd Dear Rod. Let’s just skip to the real deal Mr Boss Man @Rod No matter what these clowns tell me about you, you make the nice list in my book every year. Hell you host all the NSFW girls on this site and let me pick a few out for the big event. They sure keep me warm in that...

Shane, It seems you've seen fit to grace my list once again this year, so tell me, what is it you'd most like to see under the tree? I had to wrestle my prized authentic box of glass top Kohiba LE's away from Donner and Blitzen this morning, but there may be one or two left in there for you...

@JoeGibs , I hate going to Minnesota, its too warm there and every year I try you are hiding in the woods, well not this year; I am going to find you! Tell CP Santa your wishes and I will ignore all of them and just send you want I want ;) . But for real, what makes you tick? Cigars, booze...

@modo22 Well here’s comes the same s$#!, different year, Babenski. You water boarded the elf on the shelf I sent, domesticated Rudolph so you could use his nose to light up your red room, and still managed to pay off the elves to put you, Bennifer, on the ‘good’ list… Just tell me what you...

Hello Mr. @Eqwhipped! Santa has you on the naughty list this year… looks like you and some other thug went around the Pass getting everyone drunk! You should be ashamed of yourself… But, I suppose I’ll look the other way since that bourbon got me through reading some needy letters from those...

Joe, today is just a "hello". Why, just got in from trimming the hoofs on the herd and while I am waiting with the sugar plum faries to discuss you wishes, my ass is sore and I am tired. So get your initial thoughts together so that when we have our father and son talk, you will know what a...