0 to 200

[Wurm]

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. :0

 

[Jeffro600]

And oldie, but always makes me chuckle! :laugh:

 

[CoventryCat86]

Gezuz, this guy MUST be Scotty's brother :laugh: posting crap just for the sake of posting something :laugh:

Use THIS THREAD for jokes but please, post better ones than this one. We've all heard this one at least 100 times and it's kinda dumb.....

 

[Wurm]

*yawn* Did CC say something? I can't hear him.

 

[CoventryCat86]

*yawn* Did CC say something? I can't hear him.

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Another 30 day wonder. :laugh:

 

[AVB]

Tommy James & The Shondells said it best (or Tiffany for you without a sense of history).

"Children, behave!"
That's what they say when we're together
"And watch how you play!"
They don't understand
And so we're running just as fast as we can .....