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1st Beaver spotted in NYC in 200 years

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NEW YORK - Beavers grace New York City's official seal. But the industrious rodents have not been seen in the flesh here for as many as 200 years — until this week.

Biologists videotaped a beaver swimming up the Bronx River on Wednesday. Its twig-and-mud lodge had been spotted earlier on the river bank, but the tape confirmed the presence of the animal itself."It had to happen because beaver populations are expanding, and their habitats are shrinking," said Dietland Muller-Schwarze, a beaver expert at the State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry in Syracuse. "We're probably going to see more of them in the future."

Beavers gnawed out a prominent place in the city's early days as a European settlement, attracting fur traders to a nascent Manhattan. The animal appears in the city seal to symbolize a Dutch trading company that factored in the city's colonial beginnings, according to the city's Web site.

But amid heavy trapping, beavers disappeared from the city in the early 1800s, according to the city Parks & Recreation Department.

The beaver that has made its way to the Bronx appears to be a male, several feet (a meter) long and two or three years old, said Patrick Thomas, the mammals curator at the nearby Bronx Zoo.

Biologists have nicknamed the animal "Jose," as a tribute to U.S. Rep. Jose Serrano (news, bio, voting record)'s work to revive the river. The Bronx Democrat lined up federal money for a cleanup.

"But I don't know to what extent I imagined things living in it again," he said
 
Alot of northeast rivers are experiencing a comeback. They're catching striped bass in the Arthur Kill between Jersey and Staten Island. :thumbs:
 
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Biologists videotaped a beaver swimming up the Bronx River on Wednesday.

What the didn't tell you is that from swimming in said river, the beaver grew fins, gills, and another eye.

Alot of northeast rivers are experiencing a comeback. They're catching striped bass in the Arthur Kill between Jersey and Staten Island. :thumbs:

See, someone needs to make this into a movie. The Mutant Bronx Beaver vs the Septic Staten Island Striped Bass
 
That's because all the homos like you guys are moving out of San Francisco and into NY...... :laugh: Not that there's anything wrong with that......
 
I'm sure there are other members who live or were raised in rural areas thinking, " Beaver are kind of a pain in the ass". Watch out what you wish for....

Doc.
 
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell.
Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he aint pissed for a week.
(and a half!)
Now wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
 
I always preferred this one...and it even fits over in the kitty-cat thread:

Here kitty kitty. You better move along.
Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn. Now doggonnit baby.
Oohh I said doggone...
Hey can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the (houndog, bulldog, poodlecut) baby?
Can your pussy do the dog?
This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow,
If your pussy can't do the dog.
I'm the king of the jungle. They call me tiger man.
I'm gonna do the bird. If I can, if I can.
My bird can do the dog, if your pussy can.
Come on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail.
If'n your pussy can't do the dog. Hey hey hey...
Hully hully gully...
No pedigree from France will get you in the dance,
lessin your pussy can do the dog.
Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail,
if'n your pussy can do the dog.
Cha cha cha!

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