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99 problems

AVB

Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
Joined
Nov 14, 2003
Messages
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Location
Near York, PA.
but noobs ain't one.



If your having ‘gar problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but the noobs ain't one

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Noobs that wanna make sure my casket's closed
CP critics that say he's "Cigar Room Hoes"
I'm from New York stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe
I'm like fuck noobs you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my bombs you can just scroll down
Got beef with my humi if I don't play they show
They don't like my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Some mags try and use my reviews
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that AVB has
I'm from rags to riches noobie I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but noobs ain't one
Hit me

99 Problems but noobs ain't one
If you having ‘gar problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but noobs ain't one
Hit me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A FOG like myself had to strong arm a noob
This is not a noob in the sense of good sticks see
But a noob having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the noob captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Those with travel humis snapping them
AVB gave the noobs the shaft again
Half-my humi for bombs cause I'm the man
All because this noob was harassing again
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my bombs
I got 99 problems but the noobs ain't one
Hit me



if you dare.




Target acquired, commence launch sequence.
 
Its funny, I created a troll rendition of that song recently myself and was never a huge jayz fan prior.
 
Had this damn song in my head all day yesterday...and now for day two!

Pssst, Ben, it's the medicine working its wonders.
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