TEQUILA FOR MI AMOR...
A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a
bottle
lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Mexican
is stunned.
The Genie says,"Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you
want."
The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."
Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so
make
me pee tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and
pees in
it. He looks
at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. Then smells
the liquid... smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the
best
tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass
out of
the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best
tequila
she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.
The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
get
two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses.
The
result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks
until
the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home from work and
tells
his wife, " Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will
drink
Tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the
table.
The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife
asks
him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
Pancho raises the glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK
FROM
THE BOTTLE."
A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a
bottle
lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Mexican
is stunned.
The Genie says,"Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you
want."
The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."
Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so
make
me pee tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and
pees in
it. He looks
at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. Then smells
the liquid... smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the
best
tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass
out of
the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best
tequila
she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.
The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
get
two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses.
The
result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks
until
the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home from work and
tells
his wife, " Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will
drink
Tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the
table.
The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife
asks
him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
Pancho raises the glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK
FROM
THE BOTTLE."
