BSchmidt1981
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he
> noticed
> a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
> hung
> off the sides and
> a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>
> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
>
> The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
>
> The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with
> admiration.
>
> 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little
> closer.
> The girl had
> tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>
> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell
> you
> how to run your
> rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
> think you could go
> faster. '
>
> The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right,
> but
> then I wouldn't have a siren.'
>
> noticed
> a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
> hung
> off the sides and
> a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>
> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
>
> The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
>
> The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with
> admiration.
>
> 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little
> closer.
> The girl had
> tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>
> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell
> you
> how to run your
> rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
> think you could go
> faster. '
>
> The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right,
> but
> then I wouldn't have a siren.'
>