A quick funny for you.

[BSchmidt1981]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he
> noticed
> a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
> hung
> off the sides and
> a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>
> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
>
> The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
>
> The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with
> admiration.
>
> 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little
> closer.
> The girl had
> tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>
> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell
> you
> how to run your
> rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
> think you could go
> faster. '
>
> The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right,
> but
> then I wouldn't have a siren.'
>

 

[Aussie Shaun]

Bloody brilliant..

 

[Thumper68]

Here is another blonde one for your enjoyment.


REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would
pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so
I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.