John and Marsha decided that the only way to pull off
a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son
in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
and tell him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan
into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he
shouted.
A few moments passed.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few more moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called
out.
"Matt's riding a new bike."
"The Coopers are having sex."
Startled, Mom and Dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know their having
sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony too,
a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son
in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
and tell him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan
into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he
shouted.
A few moments passed.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few more moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called
out.
"Matt's riding a new bike."
"The Coopers are having sex."
Startled, Mom and Dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know their having
sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony too,
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