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Airborne Operations commencing!

xRanger

xRanger

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At approximately 13:45 hours today, the first phase of operation Chemical Injustice began! The ring leader of a cell of BOTL terrorist, who randomly bombed good civilians within our borders, with total disregard! This madman thought he was safe. But my Intel has proven to be much more sophisticated than his.

I have brought two of his own into the fold, and could only be considered double agents going forward. The operation will take place in three waves, so watch the skies.

If you see the man in the attached link, do not try to confront him on your own, again, he should be considered very dangerous, and bombed on sight!

Madman
 
Damn, Wyatt, how old are you in that pic? 13?!

Then again, all the 2nd Looeys I've ever met have looked like that... :sign: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Son of a!!!

You ain't got the marbles Bill! Nor the intel, it's all a ploy!!

Nice photo btw, damn I was sexy back then. :laugh:
 
NEWBSAT has detected a reactor plume over the DFW, Texas area. Plume profile indicates ICBM is currently being fueled. Computer models suggest launch is imminent. Intel further reports weapons payload likely to be of a chemical nature.




***edutid foor spelun- NEWBSAT INTEL nevir had no buuk lernin***
 
ROFLMAO x 2.....

A man can't even take a little R&R these days...... :laugh: :laugh:

Nice Play Ranger....

BTW Wyatt, your leave extension is denied....you'll have to convalesce from your wounds over here. We got "Army" doctors that will take good care of ya..... ;) ;)
 
high-n-tight said:
ROFLMAO x 2.....

A man can't even take a little R&R these days...... :laugh: :laugh:

Nice Play Ranger....

BTW Wyatt, your leave extension is denied....you'll have to convalesce from your wounds over here. We got "Army" doctors that will take good care of ya..... ;) ;)
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Yeh these Mayor Cell meetings are driving me crazy! You have no choice but to come back!

Incoming!!! :D
 
On Aug 29, 2006 at approximately 13:16 hours, Taskforce xRanger touched footdown on DZ REMF! The perimeter was secured and the objective was hit with utmost disregard for human life!! In their wake, the structure was rigged with an IED at the front door. Now, all we have to do is wait!! ;)
 
So I take the family to Chuck E. Cheese today for a nice fun day out and about. Then we take a stroll over to the mall to pick up a few things and walk around. It was a great day...until...

We pulled in the drive way, all seemed ok. My daughter saw a deer in the back yard so I got her out of her car seat and we ran to try and find it. My wife and son made their way to the door.

From the back yard I hear "Hey, it looks like there a few boxes here for you."

NoooOOOooooOOOoooooOOOOO!!!!!! BACK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it was too late. My baby boy and loving wife were hit. But it was no ordinary hit either, friggin chemicals everywhere. Luckily I had brought home some of my chemical protection gear on leave.

I made my way back into the house and found the wife and boy still alive, but covered in the likes of swisher, black n mild, swisher menthol, and more. This, however, was just the chemical payload...the explosives were top notch.

Thanks a ton Bill, you suck bro. And as I'm sitting there wondering how you got my address, my wife says...well "tasman" emailed me and asked for our address. You're all busted!!!! Wait till I get back. But until then, I'll be enjoying some kick ass 'gars!!

:thumbs:
 
Our records indicate that the following stink bomb has been delivered:

Tracking number: 852747956780
 
Hey Brickhouse I am going to have to have a talk with the wifee and let her know that it is against the CP code of conduct to give anything but NAME, Social Security Number, RANK and Date of Birth! :D :D :whistling:
 
preembargo said:
Our records indicate that the following stink bomb has been delivered:

Tracking number: 852747956780
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Yep,

I got the finishing touches today from a box marked "Tex Cell".

I figured I had to post a photo to do it justice, lol. Oh, and that's only about half the loose baccy that was in there, lol.

chemco3.jpg


Outstanding work on this entire bombing campaign all involved. I literally had to run to Wal Mart this morning and buy a cooler to house all my R&R smokes, and my wife thinks you're all crazy. :laugh:
 
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