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....and then, the fight started

BlindedByScience

BlindedByScience

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Sent to me by a buddy - pretty good:

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

........ And then the fight started.....


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

.......... And then the fight started.....


I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to m y car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

.......... And then the fight started....


A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

.......... And then the fight started.....
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Cheers, guys - B.B.S.
 
Thanks Tom, I needed a laugh. :thumbs: here's one to add:

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace expensive....
so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....

:laugh:
 
hahaha, great material Tom ... I had a "down" day today, and that helped cheer me up, thanks mate! :laugh:
 
On his third CP post, the newb stated, "What the fuck do I care what you so-called FOGS think!"...

...and then the fight started
 
A man sits at work with a welt under his eye. He explains to a co-worker.......

"I don't understand, today is our anniversary. At breakfast I meant to say to her "thank you for 25 wonderful years" what came out of my mouth was "you miserable bitch, you ruined my life"

And then, the fight started
 
Laughed til I wet my panties and I don't wear panties as a rule,,,,lol

CigarStone said:
A man sits at work with a welt under his eye. He explains to a co-worker.......

"I don't understand, today is our anniversary. At breakfast I meant to say to her "thank you for 25 wonderful years" what came out of my mouth was "you miserable bitch, you ruined my life"

And then, the fight started
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Thank God for co workers to vent to!!
 
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