Anybody know...

[Devil Doc]

You ain't one of those flatlanders that moves next door to a farm or gun club, that have been there for a hundred years, and then complain about the smell/ noise are ya? We get a lot of that around here. I got no sympathy for them.

Doc.

 

[b.dawgson]

Dave Matthews's new tour bus?

I no longer like you.

These 120 people no longer like Dave Matthews.

Or better yet...what they're doing?


:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

I'd call Fox Mulder...looks like an X-File to me. Aliens Greg, definitely aliens... a Governmental cover-up for sure.

Have you seen any bright lights in the area lately? :whistling:

What about you, Gary?

Seen any giant floating space penises in the area lately?

Sorry bout that GM.. I had forgot about the tour bus poop incident...

 

[Salukis63]

You ain't one of those flatlanders that moves next door to a farm or gun club, that have been there for a hundred years, and then complain about the smell/ noise are ya? We get a lot of that around here. I got no sympathy for them.

Doc.

Doc- We had a large family owned dairy farm (est 1850s) out by where my house in AZ is... a developer bought the land adjoining it and built huge luxury homes and all the new owners filed a lawsuit against the farm...the Farmers response? He put up a full size billboard next to the property line that read:

- WARNING: THIS IS A DAIRY FARM AND AS SUCH HAS NATURAL AROMAS EMANATING FROM IT. THEY HAVE BEEN HERE LONG BEFORE YOU BUILT YOUR HOUSE AND WILL BE HERE LONG AFTER YOU SELL IT.

The Farmer won...

 

[4cbln3]

Is turkey poop similar in smell to chicken poop? Sorry, the only turkeys I see here say Butterball on the plastic wrap

BTW, no worries Greg, you can still do your reviews this way

Tobacco Tales: post nuclear

 

[b.dawgson]

A buddy of mine used to have a gas mask smoking device just like that... Only it was attached to a pretty Pyrex, um..... vase...

 

[Kingantz]

You ain't one of those flatlanders that moves next door to a farm or gun club, that have been there for a hundred years, and then complain about the smell/ noise are ya? We get a lot of that around here. I got no sympathy for them.

Doc.

No sirree! No turkey farms around here and never had this crap (literally) put in the fields until last year and this year. The smell was really bad the first couple few days, but now it's the flies. I mean them little ones that bite the hell out of ya. Swarms of 'em.

 

[Rural Guy]

Hope they don't catch on to using human shit from the sewer plant like they started using back home. That stuff stunk for weeks and lord help you if you ever got stuck behind one of those trucks on the road. It'd make you glad to be stuck behind a honey wagon instead of one of the human waste trucks.