bah....what a waste of a well timed joke

[The Inspector]

Two days of sitting in the jury room waiting for a panel....never happened.......then no one laughed when I said after dismissal today "it's a shame there was no jury trial because I was all set to administer some long-overdue Chuck Norris vengeance"

....at least I thought it was funny


Note: No lawyers/judges harassing me about my poor juror conduct! I was off the clock.

 

[Martin2D]

Haha, I love Chuck Norris jokes...well played

 

[The Inspector]

hehe at least one fan out there

 

[The Black Cloud]

Not to derail the thread but,

if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't, you're 20 seconds away from death.

 

[The Inspector]

hehe

 

[Brickhouse]

Nice Brice, but it would have been funnier if you said Jack Bauer

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Jack Bauer.

 

[Martin2D]

Nice Brice, but it would have been funnier if you said Jack Bauer

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Jack Bauer.

How dare you speak such blasphemy..Chuck Norris is a legend...Jack Bauer blows.

 

[davidr2340]

Nice Brice, but it would have been funnier if you said Jack Bauer

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Jack Bauer.

How dare you speak such blasphemy..Chuck Norris is a legend...Jack Bauer blows.

Easy bro...
Check the sig!!!

Here are a few...

 

[beaucredo]

Jack Bauer named his Cat Chich Norris...Because Chuck Norris is a pussy.

Most people check under their bed for monsters, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jack Bauer.