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Peter_K

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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to
approach her. If interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet > evenings with
friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is ...this
should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
drunk .. and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have
been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make
her mad!

Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- > The deal with guys is, as
always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He's thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay
 
Damn Pepe,
I was just setting here trying to remember what I ordered last time I was in a bar. Pretty sure it wasn't white Zinfandel.
LOL
jerry
 
Pepe said:
Tequila: He's thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Now I see! That explains alot about my past! :p
 
Well as college guy who loves waitstaff, I'd hafta go w/Tequila as the last party I was at ws called Tequila-thon! :D :D

That, or, if I have $$ something imported or a rum and coke/Mohito
 
:lookup: that's our dawn!! she covers all the bases! ;) :p
 
*slides Dawn a shot, while drinking an imported beer whistling*

:sign:

Sam
 
found a place downtown called 'Club Havana', big walk-in himi and the best Mojitos since I was in Mexico last.
 
I don't discriminate, I'll drink anything. Jamacian rum (Myers) is my favorite.

I really can't stand White Zinfandel "not that there's anything wrong with that..."
but it's not for me.
 
I'll have Ice Water with a twist of lime. So, what would the bartender say about that?
 
nothing, but you would be laughed at. :D

and the girl with the frou-frou drink next to you could make fun of your drink.
 
May be, on the other hand: the fine red head that said
red label and a pint of guinness please!
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will be getting drunker and drunker. She won't remember what we did at the No-Tell, but I will :p :0 :lookup:
 
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