Well I knew it was coming (Jarheads ain't real smart). So I left the targeted area and went fishing. The rainbows are running' on the Willoughby river so I figured this would be a good time to go. Fishing sucked, seems everybody and their brother was lined up on both banks. And as usual, I got to stand between two neophyte flatlanders with new fly rods. That's another story. So after two days I figure it's safe to come home. To make a long story short, I managed to avoid being collateral damage on the assault on my mail box and front door. The wife is a different story. She's pissed, and I think she out ranks you.
Thanks shipmate. How'd you know I needed a bigger one. :blush:
Doc.