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Break up letter to a Marine in Afghanistan

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This is too funny not to put up!

Best Break up letter ever.....

*A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:*

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair of either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Shelly

*The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Shelly, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:*

Dear Shelly,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Bye Bye
 
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