Calling all lawyers

[Eqwhipped]

Dude's gonna have a stroke soon...

Comments like that come in handy.

 

[CigarStone]

@CigarStone sounds like you need to cash in a few massages to relax a little bit from this whole thing.

Dude's gonna have a stroke soon...

You guys don't know me very well.

 

[MilesMingusMonk]

This massage franchise’s policies rub @CigarStone the wrong way, but hopefully Jeff will find satisfaction with the outcome.

 

[CigarStone]

This massage franchise’s policies rub @CigarStone the wrong way, but hopefully Jeff will find satisfaction with the outcome.

As long as they don't tug me the wrong way!

As I mentioned, I think I have worked it out with them.

 

[JoeGibs]

If that falls through, is there a way to change the frequency of how often so it's only charging you one per six months?

 

[cabaiguan juan]

@CigarStone is there a reason why you didnt use your massages over that 10 month period or just cancel your membership all together?

 

[CigarStone]

@CigarStone is there a reason why you didnt use your massages over that 10 month period or just cancel your membership all together?

Covid

 

[Gavin]

Who’s running the Deadpool on Jeff and how many squares can I buy? TIA.

 

[CigarStone]

Who’s running the Deadpool on Jeff and how many squares can I buy? TIA.

The entry fee is a fiver with a minimum $40 value.

The 100 squares represent each of the next hundred days.

When I outlive the pool, all you fuck-mooks can send your fivers to me!

 

[CigarStone]

You guys are like a bunch of crotchety old women, with nothing better to do!

Especially @jfields and @cohibasurfer.

 

[cohibasurfer]

You guys are like a bunch of crotchety old women, with nothing better to do!

Especially @jfields and @cohibasurfer.

https://c.tenor.com/pmZ_fM5olqkAAAAC/good-times-and-crazy-friends-make-the-best-memories.gif

 

[CigarStone]

https://c.tenor.com/pmZ_fM5olqkAAAAC/good-times-and-crazy-friends-make-the-best-memories.gif

You and John