Can a beetle eat the entire cigar?

[Nimrod]

I have or had two brown Tatuaje cigars in my humidor. Or at least I thought I had two.
One was from winning in poker and another from a herf. I smoked one last night, and for the life of me, I can not find the other.
I searched high and low in my humidor. So, my question is: can a beetle eat the entire cigar, including the wrapper?
I need some logic explanation as to the whereabouts of my other Tat. It is driving me crazy.
In hopes of finding the answer, last night I rented the video on Newton.
Learning about gravitational forces did not help solve the mystery because my humidor has a lid.
Any input as to what happened to it would be greatly appreciated.

 

[JHolmes763]

Did I win?

 

[bfisher88]

hahaha this is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while. Good Luck!

 

[SPIVY]

I think anything is possible. But i have to say, thanks for the laugh

 

[NorcalMark]

LOL!

 

[junkman_56]

I'm thinking early onset of Alzheimer's :whistling:

 

[jayro75]

Maybe Santa lifted it during a recon mission.

 

[Atlasm]

Could this be a case of Sleep-smoking????

 

[BigJake6904]

Santa's scout must've had sticky fingers.....

 

[Brickhouse]

lol, that's funny stuff right there.

There's some fat ass beetle walkin' around your house

 

[Unclebillybonz]

case of un-authorized humidor access I think!

 

[Bu11dog]

Maybe that last drink of the night should have been skipped

 

[punk_lawyer]

case of un-authorized humidor access I think!

Agreed, I would dust that humidor for finger prints.

 

[beyond the band]

Call Souldog.................

 

[AngryFishH]

In my next life I want to be a cigar beetle.


Fish

 

[Unclebillybonz]

In my next life I want to be a cigar beetle.


Fish

really?

I want to come back as Julianne Hough's bicycle seat! :laugh:

 

[AngryFishH]

In my next life I want to be a cigar beetle.


Fish

really?

I want to come back as Julianne Hough's bicycle seat! :laugh:

The problem with being a bicycle seat is that you have no choices. Today it's Julianna Hough tomorrow Roseanne Barr.


Fish

 

[NullSmurf]

Got any children, especially a son about 10 years old?

 

[Gonz]

Got any children, especially a son about 10 years old?

Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner!

I was just thinking as I perused the prior posts that it's got to be the work of a young child.

 

[Devil Doc]

Got any children, especially a son about 10 years old?

Stole my first cigar at around that age. A King Edward. In those days of course, I believe they had cuban filler and Ct. shade wrappers.

Doc.