Caption This Contest!

[Nihon_Ni]

Realizing his new-found love could never bring him a beer, Charlie reluctantly bids her a fond farewell.

 

[anvil]

You Rock Baby.

 

[vortex]

Charlie's search for the perfect woman is finally realized.

 

[AVB]

Now two of us are rock hard! :0

 

[looking for knowledge]

Mine!

 

[DePasta]

One more....

"Being a seasoned sculptor in the medium of powder infused super-glue didn't keep Charlie from the perils involved in the quick dry time. While giving his work some 'finishing touches' he became permanently affixed to his latest work of art. 7 grueling hours later, paramedics were able to separate him and most of his skin from the statue."

 

[jfields]

This is closed! I'll have my wife hopefully look this thread over this weekend and pick a winner sometime early next week.

 

[hojadepuro]

This is funny. The first thing I thought of when I saw it was, "the black knights always triumph!" :laugh:

 

[britishfields]

No, honey, I love your limestone thighs...

LOL! Congratulations! A man that every woman wants......Knows when to tell the truth and when to bend it a little! Although not quite sure I'd find this a compliment but it did make me laugh out loud so a fiver is coming your way ;0) hope you enjoy.

PS send John your addie so he can post your winnings, and Happy Christmas!

 

[jnknzz]

Thanks for the contest, Fields's! PM incoming...


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*no compliment, just an affirmation that 'I'm ok with what you are, dear
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