Christmas Tattoos

[The Volusianator]

Christmas Tattoos!

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she
wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini
line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then
instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her
left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is
getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind,
could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your
thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time
that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

 

[Wurm]

LMAO!

 

[Brickhouse]

Good way to start the day, heheh.

 

[bfreebern]

I do love the Holidays!

 

[grateful1]

Nice one!

 

[cookie_1978]

That will put a smile on your face :whistling:

 

[The Volusianator]

That will put a smile on your face :whistling:

And hopefully hers! :sign:

 

[IgwanaRob]

Suddenly, I'm hungry...

 

[NullSmurf]

Ho ho ho!

 

[JimD]

That's a cute one.

 

[Newfie]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, LUNCH!!!! :love: ??? :whistling:

 

[insight]

hahaha nice

 

[CoventryCat86]

Look HERE for the "Time for a JOKE" thread.