JHolmes763
Drinkin' the koolaid
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Here's the deal. Post your best Chuck Norris related cigar line and the winner will win a nicer 5er. Winner is determined by me and me alone, whichever one makes me laugh or impresses me the most. Should be good fun, no matter what, to come up with a few lines.
Cody5thou has agreed to sponsor the prize for me since I'm in far away places. I'll take care of him later.
I may have someone compile the entries so I don't know who wrote what, but it shouldn't be a big deal either way. If the first few posts say this is the fairest way to do it, I'll avoid the thread and go that way.
No limit on entries, they just have to be cigar related. Chuck Norris pictures with a line on 'em will be accepted if you're so inclined. Contest will run until 00:00Z March 8th because we only run on Zulu time over here. Zulu is the same as GMT, so do your own math! I may be out of the AO for a few days around then, so I'll judge as soon as I get a chance. Just have fun with it.
Here are a couple I came up with in other threads to get you started:
1. Chuck Norris just looks as his beads and they wet themselves!
2. Chuck Norris lights both ends of his cigar and still smokes it to the nub!
Oh, contest starts now.
---John Holmes...
FYI this post was made at 8:15PM Zulu on March 4th for reference.
Cody5thou has agreed to sponsor the prize for me since I'm in far away places. I'll take care of him later.
I may have someone compile the entries so I don't know who wrote what, but it shouldn't be a big deal either way. If the first few posts say this is the fairest way to do it, I'll avoid the thread and go that way.
No limit on entries, they just have to be cigar related. Chuck Norris pictures with a line on 'em will be accepted if you're so inclined. Contest will run until 00:00Z March 8th because we only run on Zulu time over here. Zulu is the same as GMT, so do your own math!
I may be out of the AO for a few days around then, so I'll judge as soon as I get a chance. Just have fun with it. Here are a couple I came up with in other threads to get you started:
1. Chuck Norris just looks as his beads and they wet themselves!
2. Chuck Norris lights both ends of his cigar and still smokes it to the nub!
Oh, contest starts now.
---John Holmes...
FYI this post was made at 8:15PM Zulu on March 4th for reference.
