AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
My sticks left me
They went on out the door
My sticks done left me
They went out my door
Postman came by and picked them up
Now I won’t see them no more.
I put what I had
In some plastic bags
I said I put what I had
In a big plastic bag
They were some nice sticks
But not the best I ever had
I wrapped them in a box
And aimed it at your place
I said I wrapped them in a box
And aimed it at your place
I know where you live
Now you’ll be gone without a trace
It ain’t a big bomb
That you know nothin’ about
I said it ain’t a real big bomb
Nothing to worry about
But when my sticks arrive
They’ll surely knock you out.
(An AVB original)
They went on out the door
My sticks done left me
They went out my door
Postman came by and picked them up
Now I won’t see them no more.
I put what I had
In some plastic bags
I said I put what I had
In a big plastic bag
They were some nice sticks
But not the best I ever had
I wrapped them in a box
And aimed it at your place
I said I wrapped them in a box
And aimed it at your place
I know where you live
Now you’ll be gone without a trace
It ain’t a big bomb
That you know nothin’ about
I said it ain’t a real big bomb
Nothing to worry about
But when my sticks arrive
They’ll surely knock you out.
(An AVB original)