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ParaGod

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Okay just for the hell of it and because I am bored numb. I thought this would be fun, okay the ground rules.

1). Any song with referrence to cigars/cigar brands/types/blah blah blah.

2). It can be in the title or song itself.

Thats it there is no prize but if you want you can send me some cigars, since I added some enjoyment to your day. :p
 
Bill & Monica Song

This is great! In the tune of Elton John - Don't let the sun go down on me!

"I let an intern go down on me!" :D

I don't think it mentions cigars but it sure makes you think about them!!!

Did I win?

:sign:
 
Sheesh, it didn't take long for someone to NOT read the rules. Man some people, I bet you go in the 9 items or less checkout stand, with a full basket huh. :p
 
Okay, Okay! I see your point.

Try again!

Takin' Care of Business,"
(sung to the tune of "Takin' Care of Business")


As I get up every morning
Hillary's glares are sure alarming
Getting caught now would surely be a pity
It's the oral sex I love
And Still is pushin', Still is shovin'
Girls are lining up for me, looking pretty


And if Monica's on time
She'll be below my desk by nine
And start my cushy job my favorite way
And I never get annoyed
Cause I'm publically-employed
I love to work at nothing all day


And I'll be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, sex all the time
Taking care of business & sneaking over lines
Work out


If it were easy getting bent'
Then we'd all be president
And could mold some young intern just like jello
Add a hand rolled cigar <-------- cigar reference :D
Chances are she'll go too far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
Voters never have to know
How you savor every blow
Never tell them that you did it this way
It's the truth that we avoid
We're all selfishly employed
We love to work at nothing all day


And we be...
Taking care of business every day
Taking care of business every way
I've been taking care of business, sex all the time
Taking care of business and scamming overtime


Take good care
Of my business
When I'm away
Every day
Whoo!
 
Ok. Last one and I will stop.

Do not listen to this in front of mixed company!

Titled - Bill So Horny. Sounds like Me So Horny by the 2 Live Crew. You FOGs may not know about this one.

It does mention cigars!

Last one, I promise!

Bill So Horny
 
The all time classic from one of my all time favorite albums.

PINK FLOYD -Have a Cigar
 
Yeah, but it's not really about a cigar.
 
Artist: Brad Paisley
Album: Mud on the Tires
Title: The Cigar Song


Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars
The problem is I can't afford 'em
But last year I went and got myself a whole box
And just to be safe I insured 'em

Chorus
I took out a policy against fire and theft
And then I hurried home
With a thirty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps
And I smoked 'em one by one

Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man
And I handed in my claim
With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires
They'd all gone up in flames

2nd Chorus
They reviewed my case and they had no choice
But to pay me for what I'd done
And I took that check and bought a whole new box
And I smoked 'em one by one

Two weeks later this detective shows up
Tells me that company's pressin' charges
One speedy trial later they locked me up
On twenty-four separate counts of arson

3rd Chorus
And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall
Lookin' back on what I've done
To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars
And I smoke 'em one by one
Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one
 
Artist: Gone Jackals
Album: Blue Pyramid
Title: Cigar


I ve been pounding
the same beat
so long my feet
engraved the street.

Have a cigar!
Have a cigar!
A nice cigar -
A thick cigar.

Said I know of what I speak,
so I walk.
I walk on.

Ten years more,
ten years less,
I won t bite the hand
that raised me up from the dead.

Have a cigar!
Have a cigar!


A nice cigar -
A pink cigar.

Said I know of what I speak,
so I walk.
I walk on.

Well, I ve known which way
the wind would blow,
but there ain t no carrot to dangle
in front of my nose.
Cause I do what I like
and I like what I do -
I d rather flip burgers
than turn from the blues.
 
Artist: Jethro Tull
Album: Nightcap: The Unreleased Masters 1973-1991
Title: A Small Cigar


A small cigar can change the world
I know, i've done it frequently at parties
Where i've won all the guests' attention
With my generosity and suave gentlemanly bearing
A little flat tin case is all you need
Breast-pocket conversation opener
And one of those ciggie lighters that look rather good
You can throw away when empty
Must be declared a great success
My small cigars all vanish within minutes

Excuse me, mine host, that i may visit
A nearby tobacconist
To replenish my supply of small cigars
And make the party swing again

I know my clothes seem shabby
And don't fit this hampstead soiree
Where unread copies of rolling stone

Well-thumbed playboys
Decorate the hi-fi stereo record shelves
If you ask me they're on their way
To upper-middle-class oblivion
The stupid twits, they roll their only
One cigarette between them
My small cigar's redundant now
In the haze of smoking pleasure
Call it a day
Get the hell away
Go down the cafe
For a cup of real tea

By the tube station, there's a drunk old fool
Who sells papers in the rush hour
I hand to him ten small cigars
He smiles, says, ``son, god bless you''

A small cigar
Has changed his world, my friend
A small cigar
Has changed the world again

A small cigar . . .
 
Artist: Frank Zappa
Album: Chunga's Revenge
Title: Twenty Small Cigars


Frank zappa (guitar, harpsichord)
Ian underwood (piano)
Max bennet (bass)
John guerin (drums)

(instrumental)
 
Ummmkay, Hey Matt. Can I see you over here for a second................
I think you need to go outside sometime, you know, sun, fresh air, you would be amazed what you find when you actually go outside and attempt to get a life. :sign:

You my friend have way to much free time, I am gonna start calling you the Cliff Clavin of cigars. :p :sign:
 
I didn't even add any of the stuff from Cuba that is out there. :) Of course, not speaking much Spanish, I don't understand most of it. :)
 
I know the rapper Jay-Z is a fan of the Zino Platinums, they are in a lot of his videos and cigars are mentioned in at least one or two songs
 
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