Collateral Damage

[preembargo]

Alexgtp, you may feel safe in your fortified underground bunker, but your friends and family are out in the open and they're in my crosshairs. Launch codes are set and firing is imminent. You have no one to blame but yourself!

Here's a hint: I'm aiming toward the northern lights.

 

[alexgtp]

Oh crap!!

I apologize to all my friends!! Did not mean to put you in harms way!!

 

[preembargo]

:0 Missile away!!!

"Northern" sky should be ablaze by tomorrow morning! :0

 

[preembargo]

Cheyenne Mountain reports a malfunction in the Fed Ex guidance system. The payload was scheduled for Saturday morning salvo but was somehow redeployed to a ground based delivery system.

Operation Aurora Borealis is a go for possible Monday morning detonation.


edited to remove Fed Ex Tracking #

 

[preembargo]

Bomb's away..

This is for 2 established members...sorry newb's!!

and as always no DC #..LOL!! its all about the suspense..!! :thumbs:

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Ahh... I see...That would apply to Fed Ex tracking #'s, too. See, new dogs can learn old tricks!

 

[gtphale]

Oh man that one hurt, wasn't expecting something. Seen the Fed Ex guy leave then all of a sudden my building started shakeing violently. The Fed Ex guy got blown to the ground. Looking back with fear and shock of what just happened. I look at the mail boxes and they are trashed,but I find this fed ex box unharmed. I pop it open and am blown away. Thanks Mike for the great package. Now i'm sending the bill to Alex for being a friend of mine and having to take this blow for him. :whistling: :love:

 

[preembargo]

I hope it didn't hurt too bad, but Alex still needs to be taught a lesson!