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The Green Monkey

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I've been the beneficiary of a lot of generosity here at CP in the few short months I've been a member, both through a few contests I've managed to win, as well as through the helpful guidance and insights from more experienced cigar smokers. As a token of my appreciation, I figured it was about time to host a contest or three.

The Easy Contest
This is done--congrats S13!
I quit smoking cigarettes 6/9/08. I've still got five soft packs of Marlboros left over and they're not doing me any good, so whoever first posts in the thread that they want them will get them.

The Medium Contest

I had been mulling this over for a while, so it's just coincidental timing that it should be posted during the reappearance of the Holt's/Padilla/advertising imbroglio. Anyway, I get really worked up over television commercials. I love some, but I hate most of them. I often make purchasing decisions based on which brand has annoyed me less.

I've got a fiver for whoever posts the most entertaining rant about a television commercial or ad campaign. The more over the top, the better. No minimum or maximum length requirements, multiple entries are fine, the ad(s) can be current or old, just make sure it comes from the heart. The angry, annoyed, enraged heart.

I'll leave this open for a week since we've got the holiday weekend coming up. Post your entry/entries in this thread by 8:00 PM Eastern on Tuesday, July 8th.

The Hard (Impossible?) Contest
This is done--congrats again, S13!
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I first saw this .gif a few months ago, and it hypnotized me. I asked the poster where it came from, and he had no idea, he just saw it somewhere on the internet and grabbed it. Same story with every other person on every other forum I've seen it on. I'm totally perplexed about what is going on here. The kids appear to be singing along with something (the fuzzy kid looks like he's trying to be a hardcore rapper) but then the skinny kid goes from friendly and excited looking, to an attempted menacing look, and then just plain flips out.

If someone can definitively tell me where this originally came from, what they're doing/singing, find a clip with sound, whatever--just provide some sort of concrete explanation for just what in the hell is going on in this clip, I'll make it worth your while. I've researched it thoroughly myself and can't come up with anything other than a bunch of YTMNDs. I don't know what exact criteria I'm hoping for, but I expect I'll know it when I see it. Same deadline as the Rant contest.

Enjoy!
 
Not sure if this is definitive for you but they are known as the Frog Brothers. The entire clip with sound can be found here. FrogBrothers

Thanks for the contest

-Lou

Damn You Jim !!!!!


edited to curse Jim.
 
a contest about scouring the internet and i didnt even get a chance?

*sigh*

you're all lucky
 
Damn, Jim! You're pulling all the aces and hitting nothing but bullseyes. For something that appears to be as widely known as it is (I've heard references to Crazy Frog Brothers, but never knew what it referred to) I can't believe that I couldn't figure it out on my own--or that I hadn't seen a link posted somewhere, considering it's nearing 10,000,000 hits on YouTube. Thanks for putting me out of my misery.

Looks like it's quickly down to the essay contest now.
 
Medium hardness:

I hate Miller Lite...let's just get that out there!!!! :angry: I'm not so much of a hater of the taste, I just hate the "hardcore following" it gets from dumb-dumbs who don't know their a*ses from a hole in the wall when it comes to beer!

I have a few commercials....

but first their dumb slogan where they say with less than 1/2 the carbs compared to bud light! Are you serious?!?! I mean, 3.2 g of carbs compared to 6.6? Thats like 13 calories...and to me, if you are on a diet and need to drink light beer then fine...BUT choose your battles....nobody on a serious diet would still go out at chug 8 beers, which is what it will take to break 100 calories extra just for drinking BL over ML...(and I'm not saying I love BL either!....it's just preferable over ML for me)

1) commercial where the jury says to "Not to fruit the beer...MANLAW" that is some dumbness when less than 6 months later they mass produce Miller Chill, which is brewed with Lime! Way to go you savvy advirtisers!

***And how about their spelling of "light"...They say on their commercials from time to time to look for the only beer with the "Lite" on it...ok it's not that cool just because you used an alternative spelling

That's my rant! Contest over! :thumbs: haha I feel better now! :whistling:
 
Damn it, you beat me to the no fruit man law.

This one goes towards how stupid companies can be and totally clueless as to where certain vernacular comes from. The keynote of such idiocy comes to us from the wonderful cell phone provider Verizon. Remember their Christmas ad, about how dad got hosed (if not see linky), well where you think that phrase comes from. Ummm….the civil rights movements in the late 60’s and early 70’s are where, people quite literally got “hosed”. This means they got sprayed with a high pressure water hose. Now, I am not really offended by this myself, as I subscribe to the whole sticks and stones philosophy of life, but seriously, who was the focus group for this commercial? Or is it that America as a whole is so stupid that we have completely forgotten what happened only decades ago


Linky

The second concerns second hand smoking and is brought to you my lovely state of Ohio

Linky

I just love it when they say fact is, don’t you? Hey here’s an idea lets not call something a fact unless it is. What if you sat in the smoking section and no one was smoking would you still consume 1 ½ cigars over the course of 2 hours. For that matter who f*cking sits at a restaurant for two frackin hours. Never mind that the whole things is a blanket statement, does it take into account the amount of smoke for the size of the enclosures or the air exchange for the HVAC system, no. These self righteous arse holes have taken upon themselves to lob holy water at us blood sucking vampires Holy leaping lords, do those anti-smoking f*cks piss me off. The idea that they are some how better than those of use who do smoke, never mind that the money for their precious little ads are a direct result of money from the tobacco companies. I guess “facts” really aren’t all that important as second hand smoke has never been shown to be anything more than a statistical anomaly when it actually is looked at in scientific terms. And, snakes, seriously this is where Sam Jackson got the idea for Snakes on a Plane, but aren’t those coral snakes what are they doing in a urban diner?

Second link

II just like how they have Reese’s cup’s sitting out, what if I was diabetic? Those inconsiderate ass holes. How dare they not take my dietary needs in mind and even worse they contain peanuts. I can already feel my body slipping into anaphylaxis.

Thanks for the chance to rant, can’t promise I am done.

Brandon
 
Okay I remember an other that really just has me preplexed more than anything, I mean who actually buys this sh!t?

Facial Flex

Okay now I am done, I think.

Brandon
 
$&*!$%$^$ Miss Cleo. I don't know if you remember her, but I will never forget.

" Call me now for your free psychic reading."

She used to be on every single channel peddling her phony bologna fortune telling. She was supposed to be Jamaican or something. I doubt that was even true. They only had " CERTIFIED " psychics working answering the phone. How in the hell does one get certified as a psychic?

I honestly quit watching TV all together for nearly a year because I was so sick of hearing her voice.

Thank God for Tivo.

Edit to add link to wiki about her. Linky.
 
Damn, Jim! You're pulling all the aces and hitting nothing but bullseyes. For something that appears to be as widely known as it is (I've heard references to Crazy Frog Brothers, but never knew what it referred to) I can't believe that I couldn't figure it out on my own--or that I hadn't seen a link posted somewhere, considering it's nearing 10,000,000 hits on YouTube. Thanks for putting me out of my misery.

Looks like it's quickly down to the essay contest now.

Just lucky and at the right place at the right time I guess!! LT almost beet me to it! Thanks for a great contest!!

Jim
 
$&*!$%$^$ Miss Cleo. I don't know if you remember her, but I will never forget.

" Call me now for your free psychic reading."

She used to be on every single channel peddling her phony bologna fortune telling. She was supposed to be Jamaican or something. I doubt that was even true. They only had " CERTIFIED " psychics working answering the phone. How in the hell does one get certified as a psychic?

I honestly quit watching TV all together for nearly a year because I was so sick of hearing her voice.

Thank God for Tivo.

Edit to add link to wiki about her. Linky.

Your a Libra aintcha darlin

edit to fix link
 
This could get interesting...

\rant

This F#cking commercial for IO digital cable triple play:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVxI0uGzeY

Possibly the worst damned commercial ever! Gee, let's combine a terrible rap/reggae whatever it's supposed to be, "sung" by some dude who speaks worse spanglish than half the NY Mets, with a beach/mermaid theme and throw in another dude dressed up as like a sea monster to sell... high speed cable! Makes sense to me! To make matters worse, my 2 year old son loves this #&$%#@ commercial, so the second that damn jingle starts, there's no changing the channel or all hell breaks loose. IO deserves to goes out of business for the crap they've dumped onto the airwaves.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming...

\rant

Then, there's always version 2 of the above commercial (may not be SFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6MGIRCYHf4
:laugh:
 
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