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Corny Jokes

DaveWF

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Q: So why did the punk rocker cross the road?

A: Because he was stapled to the chicken!

Ok, I started it off - hit me with your worst!
Dave :D :p ;) :sign: :D :p ;) :sign:
 
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

A: One is a Bottom Dwelling, scum sucker........












The other is a FISH!
 
What's the difference between light and hard? ???











You can go to sleep with a light on. :p
 
Did you hear about the little kid who won the Boston Marathon?







He was the one being chased by the priest!

:p  :D  :p  :D
 
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