Corny Jokes

[DaveWF]

Q: So why did the punk rocker cross the road?

A: Because he was stapled to the chicken!

Ok, I started it off - hit me with your worst!
Dave :sign: :sign:

 

[PuroBrat]

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

A: One is a Bottom Dwelling, scum sucker........












The other is a FISH!

 

[TheBeast]

What's the difference between light and hard? ???











You can go to sleep with a light on.

 

[PuroBrat]

LOL that was a good one, LightOn I love it

 

[PhatAsh]

Did you hear about the little kid who won the Boston Marathon?







He was the one being chased by the priest!

     

 

[Lee]

ROFLMAO