My ex told me I was obsessive compulsive, I told her she just didn't apply herself!I have found that throwing smoldering cigars into flower pots and other landscaping is a sure way to marital bliss! But I haven't had any luck growing them either. Ohio soil must not be good enough.
I know you are missing something but just how many "things" do you have that could benefit from a little blue pill?At first I was thinking, "They make a little blue pill for that". Then, I read the thread.
(Do you really think we can grow cigars, though? Asking for a friend...)