Daytona 500

[Scap]

I don't usually watch sport stuff, but enjoy watching race cars from time to time.

Just caught the last dozen laps of Daytona 500, and holy hell half the field just went up like a 4th of July grand finale.

18 car pile up! Nobody hurt. Damn this shit is an adrenaline rush.

 

[Scap]

Good grief! Two more pile ups!!!!

Might be a foot race to win it...

 

[Undegreed]

How can driving a car in circles be called a sport?
(Drops mic and walks off stage)

 

[Scap]

How can driving a car in circles be called a sport?
(Drops mic and walks off stage)

I know I couldn't win.

 

[duglynukem]

How can driving a car in circles be called a sport?
(Drops mic and walks off stage)

Call it what you want, I love NASCAR!

 

[AVB]

Old Joke

How do you get in shape for Nascar?

Nail your left foot to the floor and run.