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Did I win a bet or something?

souldog

OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...
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*gasp* I went to the mailbox with the wife to pick up the mail, and she's in there scuffling through some mail, and her eyes light up like it's Christmas morning! Now, my wife, she REALLY loves Christmas, ya know...like, we're talking it's clinical here. Anyways, I'm thinking, "Aw sh*t, it's another one of those damn beading catalogs she's always spending my overtime pay on! Oh well, screw it."

With eyes wide with excitement, she pulls out this little white, red, and blue USPS package and hands it to me, screaming "OPEN IT! OPEN IT!" (Like I said, even if it's not a present for her, we're still talking clinical.) :whistling: I check the name, and it's from none other than our own Smellysell!


I don't know if I won some bet or something, if Tony's Mob buddies finally broke his legs, or the moon was blue and Justin's drunk ass decided to send the "donut-enchilada" copper some Montana love, but HOLY LORD BUDDY! :0 :0 :0


Justin, seriously from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU. I've been really sick for the past week, and you lifted my spirits. :)


It's easy to lose sight in these dark waters here, but in the end your true BOTLs shine straight through, drunk or not. I salute you brother, and raise a Guinness to ya! I will be smoking one of these beautiful cigars for sure with Seanholio tomorrow night at the herf! You really included some nice things in here!
 
Jon, I'm sorry to hear the you're not feeling well but I know what's ailing ya: Chat Deprivation Syndrome. The only remedy for CDS happens to be thoughtful gifts of cigars. Your health will take a turn.

Good job with the bomb.

-Mark
 
As if Five-Oh here doesn't have enough to worry about, pulling people over and conducting FI's with dangerous criminals all day, working on SWAT, and wearing assless chaps, now he has to worry about replacing his fuggin' mailbox.

Oh, and Jon, if your wife needs to have a crazy streak, that's a good one. There are far worse; witness my ex-wife.

Well done, Dustin. Excellent target. He's a generous BOTL himself, and he's on my list, too. I gotta wait for it to be unexpected, though.
 
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