Dirty joke Jeopardy!

[Satchmo]

I may not be the most active member here. I do enjoy reading up alot and posting when I think I have something to share (mostly smart a$$ comments

I have learned alot, found a new outlet for money I shouldn't be spending, aged my skin at an alarming rate due to smoking, and I could not be happier.

You all have been very kind in sharing some sticks with me, and I in turn would like to celebrate my 100th post with a little game. Open to all. I am calling it "Dirty Joke Jeopardy". I will post the punch line to a joke. You need to post the proper setup/question to that joke, and you win a 5er of of my worst lawn brats (I will give ya some good sticks....)

Here goes ya turd burglers, the punch line is:

...... and now he's cock eyed.



We will see how this goes. Hopefully it will be fun. If not, piss off :0 Thanks again, looking forward to giving back.

Jason

 

[hojadepuro]

did you hear about the baby that was born with no eyelids? yeah, they took his foreskin and used it as eyelids. AND NOW HE'S COCK EYED!!

did I win??? ???

Brandon

 

[Satchmo]

Well, dammit. I thought that would be longer than 3 minutes. PM me your addy. We will get some sticks out to ya :laugh:

Found your addy. Ya just need to sit and wait.

 

[hojadepuro]

:sign: You got to watch us Internet nerds. We can find things pretty quickly!

Thanks a bunch my friend! It is always nice to win something!

Brandon

 

[AVB]

Shouldn't that have been, "What is "Did you hear........."

Fairly old joke but still a good one.

 

[Shooter]

Ahhhh bullshit, give a guy a chance

 

[Satchmo]

Shouldn't that have been, "What is "Did you hear........."

Fairly old joke but still a good one.

I was consider busting Brandon as he did not submit his answer in the form of a question. However, I was lazy and he seemed like a decent jamoke.

FYI, I actually heard that fine piece of comedy from my grandmother. Not bad for granny Q.

Jason

 

[hojadepuro]

Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt fellas. I did present the joke in the form of a question, however. :blush: I would give some decent props to your Gmother...ask her if she has anymore for us!

Brandon

 

[Satchmo]

It is on it's way....

DC #0103 8555 7497 6436 2236

 

[hojadepuro]

Got the smokes today Jason! Thanks a lot for the contest and your generosity is appreciated! :thumbs: You definately included some of my favorites and one in particular that I want to try . Thanks agian. take care

Brandon

 

[Fatken]

I missed this one, but that was damn funny.

Good joke and contest!