Anthem
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DONKEY BLAST
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drunkfish3
Angry Fish
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GarlicBreath
Living in a van down by the river
Sweetrice80
Deaf Mofo
Umm Whos getting married around here? haha what losers? Their life is done as we know it. :laugh:
Anthem
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ironpeddler
Ye Old Newbie
I think it's the guy who always looks like he's asleep?............ if he wasn't holding a cigar to his lips you'd think he was dead. The pasty white skin doesn't help either!
Sweetrice80
Deaf Mofo
Anthem
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News around the camp fire is that Mike Morris had to buy his bride from Russia, and that one she saw him, she swam back home.
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Anthem
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Once the future Mrs. Morris told me she was at a beach and Mike and a lawyer were drowning and she had to choose. She deiced to go to lunch instead of a movie.
insight
Making friends everywhere!
I was wondering if this thread would be NSFW. Usually the donkey blast posts come from moki though.
in2xshp
Banned
northernmoris
FFOX Whore
You Bastids.......... You will all pay... Greatly appreciated guys...
The sad thing is that a week in Jamaica won't do a thing for me.
BTW she will be missed.. She was the one in the middle.
The sad thing is that a week in Jamaica won't do a thing for me.
BTW she will be missed.. She was the one in the middle.
northernmoris
FFOX Whore
Thank you for the wonderful inspiration..
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Look at this guy showing off the Litto Autograph... I caught that.
Anthem
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If Mike speaks in the forest and Mrs. Morris isn't around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Anthem, Garlic (That Garlic Bastard), and Chet
Anthem
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PERFECT!
Brother I am glad you brought that very point up.
After the Mike gets the Donkey blast he is gong to have to ask his wife for a lot... :whistling:
ATTENTION ATTENTION! MESSAGE INTERCEPTED!
I intercepted this message from mike and Mrs. Morris
Mike: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait.
Mrs. Morris: Do you want me to leave?
Mike: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Mrs. Morris: Do you love me?
Mike: Of course! Over and over!
Mrs. Morris: Have you ever cheated on me?
Mike: NO! Why are you even asking?
Mrs. Morris: Will you kiss me?
Mike: Every chance I get!
Mrs. Morris: Will you hit me?
Mike: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Mrs. Morris: Can I trust you?
Mike: Yes.
Mrs. Morris: Darling!
It did not make much sense until I read it backwards!
g-smoke
Silent but deadly
This thread is both incomprehensible and hilarious.
You donkeys kill me. Not so sure about the ass though.
Kidding. Congrats Mr. Mike.
You donkeys kill me. Not so sure about the ass though.
Kidding. Congrats Mr. Mike.
Anthem
Stay Thankful
Mr. and Mrs Morris drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of Donkey's and Pigs, Mike sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "No darling," The beautiful Mrs. Morris replied, "They're your friends at CP"
northernmoris
FFOX Whore
Oh boy,,, you've lost it Matthew...... You Donkey forget who has the last rotation in our adventure.... :laugh: :laugh: 