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DONKEY BLAST

northernmoris said:
Oh boy,,, you've lost it Matthew...... You Donkey forget who has the last rotation in our adventure.... :laugh: :laugh: :cool:
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You say that now, but the problem is that after you get this package you may feel the need to not send out anything at all for your turn :sign:

Mrs. Morris goes to the Wizard Rod to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living with for the years since she has known Mike. The Wizard Rod says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." Mrs. Morris says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
 
Bxcigrfan said:
this thread is hilarious
Mike seems like your in for a lot of punishment from these guys
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Just wait until tonight when he gets home and opens the package.

How mike and the future Mrs. Morris met:

Mike was at a party and walked up to the beautuful future Mrs. Morris and told her, "Baby, If you were my wife I would put my sexy poison in your drink," and the future Mrs. Morris says, "If you were my husband I would just drink the poison."
 
Well, I got home from work early to find a package for me sitting in a puddle. Thanks USPS... Everything thing was fine luckily, even the KY box was intact. :rolleyes:


Thank you guys for the generous gifts, they will be enjoyed if I'm allowed to.. :rolleyes: I will smoke a stick from each pack while I'm in Jamaica, and will bring glasstops back for everyone, if they are not too expensive. Though I do have the last laugh being last in our split for this round... :laugh:

I will let the Mrs read the note, Thank you guys again..


















:cool: Your all in trouble
 
Hey brother we love ya and hope you know you will have a great future together.

Enjoy the many years to come. I know we all hope they are filled with the best of times, and that even when it gets tough, it makes you two stronger.

You are a good man, and you are both righer for having one another.
 
Anthem said:
Hey brother we love ya and hope you know you will have a great future together.

Enjoy the many years to come. I know we all hope they are filled with the best of times, and that even when it gets tough, it makes you two stronger.

You are a good man, and you are both righer for having one another.
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Very heartfelt and meaningful, but you lost me "righer". :D
 
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