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Dumb $h!t said in cigar shops

BrownDevil

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I hear a lot of funny, tragic, interesting things in my shop on a daily basis. But one of my customers took the prize with this one...
 
Customer A: What do you think of that smoke?
Customer B:  I like it. It's like "hot buttery toast in an air conditioned house"
 
wtf.... :rolleyes:
 
LMFAO! 
 
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If there is one thing I hate its hot buttered toast in a non air conditioned home. Breakfast gar ? :whistling: 
 
PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE SPAMMERS - ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ATTEMPT TO EMBED SPYWARE.
 
I'm assuming there was a spammer who posted in this thread, someone quoted it, and Rod cam along and deleted the problematic post and the quote(s) of it.
 
A friend was smoking an Acid and we were all giving him a hard time about it. One of the guys told him "I bet you could eat a ham sandwich on a manure spreader".
 
tomthirtysix said:
I'm assuming there was a spammer who posted in this thread, someone quoted it, and Rod cam along and deleted the problematic post and the quote(s) of it.
 
:thumbs:
 
We're trying to figure out who would win in a fight
 
Predator or Bigfoot
 
"What's the freshest cigars you got?"
 
or
 
"This cigar smells wonderful!" while sniffing the cellophane.
 
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