CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
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I went to Massage Envy in Bellevue Washington yesterday and had a very interesting massage.
The Massage Envy I frequent at home is a very calming, relaxing, experience; as are most massage sessions.....this one was a bit different. :0
Normally the room is very quiet with calming music playing softly in the background;...... I swear I heard the Russian National Anthem playing at rock concert like volume!
Within five seconds of Elayna re-entering the room, I thought I was the calf in a calf roping contest! After my mind went through many processes including "wow!, I love her accent.....owwwwww, phuk, that hurts!" I made the mistake of telling her I had a kink in my neck and down my back
After several minutes of physical abuse, I regained consciousness to her asking "you doink okay?" I made the mistake of saying "yeah, I'm fine" (which meant I felt I would eventually recover) to which she said "goot, vee go deeper....you take deep breath now". This was 30 minutes in to the 90 massage and I wasn't sure I would live.
All in all, it was one of the best massages I have ever had and now that my skeletal structure is back to its natural form I feel like a new man!
If you are ever in the Seattle area, book an appointment with Elayna! :thumbs:
The Massage Envy I frequent at home is a very calming, relaxing, experience; as are most massage sessions.....this one was a bit different. :0
Normally the room is very quiet with calming music playing softly in the background;...... I swear I heard the Russian National Anthem playing at rock concert like volume!
Within five seconds of Elayna re-entering the room, I thought I was the calf in a calf roping contest! After my mind went through many processes including "wow!, I love her accent.....owwwwww, phuk, that hurts!" I made the mistake of telling her I had a kink in my neck and down my back
After several minutes of physical abuse, I regained consciousness to her asking "you doink okay?" I made the mistake of saying "yeah, I'm fine" (which meant I felt I would eventually recover) to which she said "goot, vee go deeper....you take deep breath now". This was 30 minutes in to the 90 massage and I wasn't sure I would live.
All in all, it was one of the best massages I have ever had and now that my skeletal structure is back to its natural form I feel like a new man!
If you are ever in the Seattle area, book an appointment with Elayna! :thumbs:
